OT - I'm bored, Part Pangos & Bell!

[jstewismybastardson]

And a good one from the Dominican league

Josh Naylor is from Mississauga so that was probably in homage to the bautista douchebaggery

 

[elocomotive]

Got married this weekend, everything went wonderfully.

I had our DJ announce the final score of Nats 3, Cardinals 1 in the middle of the reception.

The first Capitals playoffs after we started dating we won the Cup. Around the time of our wedding, a Washington baseball team may go to their first World Series since the 1930s. If we have a kid some day, the Redskins may even go 9-7!!!

 

[elocomotive]

 

[elocomotive]

Meanwhile, Bryce Harper be like...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Are people madder at Lebron today or after The Decision?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Kawhi went from the GTA to GTA San Andreas.

 

[mattola]

What.
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Fuck

 

[puckhead]

What.
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Fuck

Wasn't that the plot for Encino Man?
(don't remember exactly, but it was a Brendan Fraser movie from the 90s)

 

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What.
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[thedddd]

@elocomotive Looks good for your Nats.

 

[naslundfan19]

@elocomotive Looks good for your Nats.

I called it last night. Cardinals are done.

 

[thedddd]

I called it last night. Cardinals are done.

That defense so far this inning sealed it.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

@elocomotive Looks good for your Nats.

I totally read that as nuts at first and was going to correct you since eloco is now married

 

[thedddd]

I totally read that as nuts at first and was going to correct you since eloco is now married

LOL....i had to double check it to make sure I didn’t type nuts. But yeah since he is married they are done just like the Cards.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Kawhi went from the GTA to GTA San Andreas.

As first reported in the Buffalo Chronicle

 

[naslundfan19]

That defense so far this inning sealed it.

Should have been a 2 run inning.

 

[thedddd]

Should have been a 2 run inning.

At worst. Bader played that hit very well to stop the run but after that it went all down hill.

 

[naslundfan19]

At worst. Bader played that hit very well to stop the run but after that it went all down hill.

Yeah. That was most likely a double play ball that Wong dropped.

 

[thedddd]

Yeah. That was most likely a double play ball that Wong dropped.

That ended it. Now all the Cards hitters are sitting on fastballs hoping one swing gets them back in it. IE...the Martinez AB and Corbin just picked him apart.

 

[elocomotive]

But yeah since he is married they are done...

Statistically, married people have sex twice as often as single people.