OT - I'm bored, Part Four!

[elocomotive]

What's a pirate's favorite element?

Plank-ton.

That's an element, right?

 

[pixburgher66]

That was quite a fail...wow. I CAN COUNT REAL GOODLY!

 

[SLY]

IS NOW!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Pix got one! High five!

 

[elocomotive]

We're on a roll today!

No, these guys are on a roll...

 

[Darkstone42]

So your multiple personalities have a team in each Eastern division? No Western Conference love?

Hey, it takes a while to search my 18 computers' browsing histories to find out what other accounts I've used...

Plank-ton.

That's an element, right?

No.

 

[KillerVee]

Quit being happy without me.

 

[Darkstone42]

Quit being happy without me.

But, I'm always happy.



Unless....


Are you one of my split personalities?

 

[elocomotive]

Unless....

Are you one of my split personalities?

Are you Mad Dog too?

 

[KillerVee]

I'm every woman.

 

[SLY]

WTF!?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I'm every woman.

American woman...stay away from me eeeee.

 

[Darkstone42]

Are you Mad Dog too?

No. God no. What are you thinking? That would make me two Penguin fans. That's not allowed.

 

[elocomotive]

I'm every woman.

Every one of them?...


Okay, okay... we believe you.

 

[Darkstone42]

I'm every woman.

You are not one of my personalities. Phew.

 

[SLY]

American woman...stay away from me eeeee.

Eastern European woman, please lay with me eeee.

 

[elocomotive]

You are not one of my personalities. Phew.

Unless she is you, and you aren't real.

:mindblown:

 

[Darkstone42]

Unless she is you, and you aren't real.

:mindblown:

DON'T DO THAT TO ME, SELF!

I have confirmed that you are one of my identities. That means Tyler is safe.

Unfortunately, I'm also $&)^, which makes me a Flyers fan. Ew.

 

[Darkstone42]

But! Jeff and I have isolated Brian as another of our alternate personalities.

 

[elocomotive]

DON'T DO THAT TO ME, SELF!

I have confirmed that you are one of my identities. That means Tyler is safe.

Unfortunately, I'm also $&)^, which makes me a Flyers fan. Ew.

What does that mean? I've seen you guys use it, but I have no idea what it means. There are a number of inside jokes/things in here that are hard to keep up for an outsider* like me.

*May be in top 10 now.