OT: Great Quotes

[puckhead]

Deserve's got nothing to do with it - Clint Eastwood as Will Munney, Unforgiven

 

[Vadered]

"You dumbass! Kick logic out and do the impossible!"

- Kamina

 

[kenyg54]

"Man who walk though airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok." - Confucius

 

[forty_three]

"I wanna rock right now. I'm Rob Base, and I came to get down"
-Rob Base, obviously

 

[forty_three]

That look like hockey to you? Looks like two monkeys trying to fuck a football to me.
-Herbie Brooks,

 

[BOSSMANPC]

LOL - HarvardOiler

I remember him bragging about how he could plant up to 3000 trees in a day, breaking all records.

First off, there are no "records" to be broken. There are no trophies handed out at the end of the tree planting season in front of a mostly stuffy crowd in Toronto for the fastest planter. All that happens at the end of the tree planting season is that you go home unexpectedly and you get stiffed quite a bit on your last paycheck. Simply put - that's it; no glory.

Secondly, Batman on meth couldn't plant 3,000 trees in a day. That's 300 per hour based on a 10 hour day. In some spots, you're lucky to get 300 per day, let alone per hour. He made that comment banking on nobody knowing what tree planting was all about; unfortunately for him, I've done that fucking job.

Oh, and let's not forget he was a world class pianist, to boot. Rick Wakeman and Keith Emerson phone him daily hoping he can give advice on how to improve their chops.

Forget Fuck Dallas; Fuck HarvardOiler!


Ok, fuck 'em all.

It was entertaining reading his post with all of that Ivy League wisdom.

 

[mattola]

"OK, fuck 'em all." -blindbaby

im quite partial to

"Batman on meth couldn't plant 3,000 trees in a day"
blindbaby - 2012

 

[Nasty_Magician]

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"
- Mark Twain

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

"The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated." -Twain

 

[dare2be]

"Nobody is perfect. God is perfect. God is nobody." -me

 

[IPostedWhat]

“What the Hell is going on out there?” - Vince Lombardi


I know I was saying that for the past couple of hours today.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

"God is dead." -Nietzsche

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

"Nietzsche is dead." -God

 

[blindbaby]

lol

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

im quite partial to

"Batman on meth couldn't plant 3,000 trees in a day"
blindbaby - 2012

The Flash on meth could

 

[IPostedWhat]

The Flash on meth could

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

picture couldn't be taken with iPhone, no flash support

 

[forty_three]

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

-Twain

 

[Slimpikins]

"Hey baby, ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"

-Jay

 

[IPostedWhat]

100! - IPW