OT: Great Quotes

[Winged_Wheel88]

"Where'd all these fucking Indians come from?" -Custer

 

[naslundfan19]

"How many nuggets come in a 10 piece McNugget?" - Customer at our McDonald's

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!

 

[forty_three]

Imagination is far more important than knowledge - Einstein

 

[forty_three]

Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief
All kill their inspiration, and sing about their grief - U2 "the Fly"

 

[forty_three]

Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think.

-MLK

 

[forty_three]

Oh Shit! I didn't see NOTHIN!

-Ray Lewis

 

[mattola]

Do or Do not! There is no Try!
- Yoda

 

[SLY]

WW88, I am going to kill you, and eat you after roasting you over a fire.

 

[SLY]

"Be your friend's true friend.
Return gift for gift.
Repay laughter with laughter again,
but betrayal with treachery."

- The Havamal

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

"How many nuggets come in a 10 piece McNugget?" - Customer at our McDonald's

true story... old girlfriends super hot and super duper stupid 18 yr old stripper friend (I'll pause to let that sink in..)
Called the house, girlfriend not home, said maybe I could help her...
"Do you know if that 24 hour K-mart by your house is open?"


can't make that shit up

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

"To be is to do." -Socrates

"To do is to be." -Sartre

"Do be do be do." -Sinatra

this was a buddy of mine's senior quote in his yearbook in 1986


except he added "Scoooooby Doooboy Dooooo"

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

I LOVE BEING A TURTLE!!!!!


-Donatello



(premiere today, watching now, lil biz is glued to it)

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Imagination is far more important than knowledge - Einstein

I have this link on my bookmarks bar
fun to just read through every once in a while

Albert Einstein Quotes (Author of Relativity)

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

"FUCK YOU, DOUCHEBAG"

-me to the guy who cut me off while he was texting

 

[Comeds]

"Shut up white man, give me one of those fucking muffins"
Rocket the dog

 

[KennyBanyeah]

These Africans speak English, French AND African!!! We can't even speak English good. - Muhammad Ali

 

[Comeds]

"Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
Do you understand?"
Ron Swanson

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

WW88, I am going to kill you, and eat you after roasting you over a fire.

Wh-where are the quotation marks?

this was a buddy of mine's senior quote in his yearbook in 1986


except he added "Scoooooby Doooboy Dooooo"

It goes at least as far back to graffiti in Ann Arbor back in the 1960s*.







*Source: dad

 

[Slimpikins]

Wh-where are the quotation marks?

"WW88, I am going to kill you, and eat you after roasting you over a fire"

-JeffSly


Better? :roll: