OT: Great Quotes

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"Can't anybody here play this game?"

- Casey Stengel

 

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"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada"

- Britney Spears

 

[Slimpikins]

All religions will pass, but this will remain: simply sitting in a chair and looking into the distance.

-V.V. Rozanov

 

[JohnRandle]

"I don't know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads."

Yogi Berra

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

"War is Hell." -Sherman

 

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life"

- Brooke Shields

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

"To be is to do." -Socrates

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

"To do is to be." -Sartre

 

[dare2be]

"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it." - Steven Wright

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

"Do be do be do." -Sinatra

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

“Art is a lie that makes us realize truth.” -Picasso

 

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"You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff"

- Eddie Harris

 

[dare2be]

"Do be do be do." -Sinatra

- Bud Light Penguin said it best

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

"I'm listening to the fucking song!" -one of the Hanson brothers (too hard to tell which one)

 

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"Hockey players are bilingual - They speak English and profanity"

- Gordie Howe

 

[dare2be]

"Hermits have no peer pressure." - Steven Wright

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

"Can't touch this." -MC Hammer

 

[dare2be]

"If I'm traveling at the speed of light, and I turn my headlights on, will they do anything?" - Steven Fucking Wright

 

[dare2be]

"What's the point?" - Pittsburgh Pirates

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."