OT: End of the World Thread (This thread open only until Dec 21)

[forty_three]

416 area code. So Satan lives in Toronto?

If he does, can he play goal?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

It's raining and really windy here. I swear it never does that.
This means something.

 

[forty_three]

It's raining and really windy here. I swear it never does that.
This means something.

It just started snowing here.




Unless those are the ashen remains of everyone who lives closer to the International date line.

 

[forty_three]

Birthday party.

Cheesecake.



Jelly bean.





BOOM

 

[elocomotive]

It's so hot. Is anyone else hot? Oh my god, what is... oh, my thermostat is set at 80. Must have hit it by accident.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

creepily enough, I'm watching Ancient Aliens
And totally unrelated, they were just talking about the Mayans.


this means something...

 

[mattola]

Ok crazy just turned up a level. 3 bags with boxes of minute rice and 2 presents showed up on our door steps the presents say to family 3 from girls 7 and 11. WHAT THE FZuCZk IS GOING ON

 

[forty_three]

OH NO! I just went to the fridge to get a Coke Zero, and there weren't any left!

IT'S STARTING! OH MY-


Oh wait. The teenager took the last one.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

MY SCROTUM IS ON FIRE!!!!!!


This means something!!!!!




oh.

wait.

laptop.

nevermind.

 

[elocomotive]

MY SCROTUM IS ON FIRE!!!!!!

This means something!!!!!

oh.

wait.

laptop.

nevermind.

That can lead to testicular cancer. Damn the devil! He's doing long-term shit here.

 

[mattola]

MY SCROTUM IS ON FIRE!!!!!!


This means something!!!!!

.

Yep you got the luggage

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

well it doesn't look like anything is gonna happen tonight so I'm headed to bed.
See you fellers in th AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


ew.
spider.
hate spiders.

 

[elocomotive]

OH NO! I just went to the fridge to get a Coke Zero, and there weren't any left!

IT'S STARTING! OH MY-


Oh wait. The teenager took the last one.

What did this teenager look like? Anything like this...

 

[forty_three]

What did this teenager look like? Anything like this...

No, she looks nothing like that.


No tie.

 

[Slimpikins]

If he does, can he play goal?

Of course not, everyone knows it's Jesus that saves.

 

[forty_three]

OH SHIT!

 

[elocomotive]

Oh my god. But where will get our cheese? WHERE WE WILL GET OUR CHEESE!?!?!?!?!

 

[Hambombs]

Lol @ this thread.

 

[elocomotive]

Well, I'm glad somebody can laugh. There is a Coke Zero shortage! Mild rain!! Testicular cancer concerns!!! This is no time for laughter, hambombs.

 

[forty_three]

Well, I'm glad somebody can laugh. There is a Coke Zero shortage! Mild rain!! Testicular cancer concerns!!! This is no time for laughter, hambombs.

Last Mayan standing.