OT: End of the World Thread (This thread open only until Dec 21)

[thedddd]

Living with the cockroaches...The Cockroaches - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Then I realized it was just the wiggles and not actual cockroaches, so I am screwed.

 

[elocomotive]

I'm going to convert all my funds into gold and precious gems.

Going to?!? I did that like six months ago! Good luck taking care of that errand while Beelzebub's followers reign a hail storm of fire and stone from the red sky.

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

Hmm...

Maybe one last trip to Vegas is in order. I'll have to check & see what kind of deals I can find.

 

[Darkstone42]

I may have to eat an early pie... I don't want the world to end before I eat one more slice of pie.

 

[dash]

I think I'm finally gonna try "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"

 

[elocomotive]

If anyone knows how a lawyer can purchase a "clean soul," I'm willing to hear about it.

 

[dash]

I may have to eat an early pie... I don't want the world to end before I eat one more slice of pie.

Pie or finding the last digit of pi?

/or you could really go crazy and start dividing by zero?

 

[SLY]

I may have to eat an early pie... I don't want the world to end before I eat one more slice of pie.

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

If anyone knows how a lawyer can purchase a "clean soul," I'm willing to hear about it.

Warren Buffett & Bill Gates have asked the wealthy to leave everything to charity. So my suggestion is change your will or living trust a bit just in case the world ends. If everything is fine on the 22nd you can always change it back to the way it was. It also doesn't cost you anything.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

i figure i could cleanse my soul by going to confession, saying 3 hail marys (standard retribution), and taking communion

that or drink a jug of bleach

 

[DChero]

Remember the last time the world ended?

 

[SLY]

Clean soul?

Do some DMT. Go visit God.

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

i figure i could cleanse my soul by going to confession, saying 3 hail marys (standard retribution), and taking communion

that or drink a jug of bleach

Does it have to be bleach? Why not a good bottle of scotch, whisky or some other bottle of alcohol. I mean if we're going to die I want the last taste in mouth to be something enjoyable.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

i guess you could chase the bleach with scotch ... its your call

 

[Slimpikins]

I'm going to start a new religion and tell my followers that they can buy their way into heaven if they deed all lands and property to the church.

Just for safe keeping... just in case... I won't use spend or sell any of it... you can trust me, I'm just an honest servant of whichever god you believe in...

 

[dash]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I'm going to start a new religion and tell my followers that they can buy their way into heaven if they deed all lands and property to the church.

Just for safe keeping... just in case... I won't use spend or sell any of it... you can trust me, I'm just an honest servant of whichever god you believe in...

I smell a good pyramid scheme !!!

 

[Slimpikins]

Now I just need a catchy name.

I was thinking about using Mormonism, it has a nice humble ring to it.


/It's ok I was already going to hell anyway.

 

[dash]

Now I just need a catchy name.

I was thinking about using Mormonism, it has a nice humble ring to it.


/It's ok I was already going to hell anyway.

Your real name is Joe Smith, isn't it?

 

[SLY]

Now I just need a catchy name.

I was thinking about using Mormonism, it has a nice humble ring to it.


/It's ok I was already going to hell anyway.

We're there already.