OT: Chris Dorner Man Hunt

[elocomotive]

No, they don't even know if anyone is in there yet.

I thought he shot a cop today after they had him cornered.

Pretty sure he's in there.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

He did, but that was kind of earlier. Some have rumored they found an escape route that was previously unseen. He shot the guys before the perimeter was fully in place. I am pretty damn sure he is in there. I am just saying they may have wanted to at least confirm a body before taking down the roadblocks.

 

[forty_three]

Cop just said NO BODY was found. they haven't even been able to search because the rubble is way too hot.

Oh media.......

I am just going to tune out and wait for official debrief. There is way too much chaff and media misinformation. Too much not making sense.

At this point, if I was laying money on it, I'd say he was wounded in the volley, realized escape was impossible and knowing when they come in, they'd come with the flash grenade (code name: teargas) he opened up the gas on the stove and drifted out to sleep. The flash grenade would cause a big fire, and set the conspiracy theories to 11 and make the PD look terrible and incompetent. Of course the "Burn the MF'er down" was just a gift to his end goal; embarrassment of the PD, no matter which PD it was. He couldn't have known that was going to get caught on a live mic.

The report that one of the firefighters grew up in that very house and the fact that reporters were right there to witness the initial firefight (and confirm suppressors) are both suspicious, but who knows if it's even true?

 

[IPostedWhat]

Are you sure you guys aren't talking about an episode of CSI or something?

 

[elocomotive]

He did, but that was kind of earlier. Some have rumored they found an escape route that was previously unseen. He shot the guys before the perimeter was fully in place. I am pretty damn sure he is in there. I am just saying they may have wanted to at least confirm a body before taking down the roadblocks.

Oh okay. Gotcha.

 

[forty_three]

No, they don't even know if anyone is in there yet.

Here is a real kicker.

If, and I know this is a big if but the way this is going who knows, he is not there...


...they have already taken a bunch of the roadblocks down.

This is a hot mess.

You could see them drop the big block out of town just before they announced the Choppers were being told to back down ahead of the Tact maneuver. That was a curious move, unless they thought there was going to be big boom and wanted to get the citizens the fuck out of there.

They were checking every car, then all of the sudden they waved everyone by. Fifteen minutes later the cabin was on fire.

 

[davnlaguna]

Are you sure you guys aren't talking about an episode of CSI or something?

On CSI the crooks are a little smarter than this guy.
20 page rant on how you are going to kill the families of all the people who wronged you and then you kill the daughter of the one guy who tried to help you keep your job.

 

[IPostedWhat]

On CSI the crooks are a little smarter than this guy.
20 page rant on how you are going to kill the families of all the people who wronged you and then you kill the daughter of the one guy who tried to help you keep your job.

Lifetime then?

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

This is going to be a great movie.

 

[forty_three]

This is going to be a great movie.

Who do you suppose is going to star in it?

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

It has to be James Todd Smith doesn't it?

 

[forty_three]

It has to be James Todd Smith doesn't it?

I don't see a resemblance.

Shame Michael Clarke Duncan has died. The guy was often described as being roughly 11 feet tall.

 

[dash]

Who do you suppose is going to star in it?

I don't know, but I want Morgan Freeman to narrate it...

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

LL may need to eat a bit for the role, but man...

 

[elocomotive]

This is going to be a great movie.

Maybe he pulled a Ocean's 11 and he is in a cop uniform and got back in the police cars with one of the cops.

 

[IPostedWhat]

LL might as well play him considering his career is already dead.

 

[iowajerms]

LL may need to eat a bit for the role, but man...

Great comparison

 

[elocomotive]

I think Sean Michael Scott should get the role in his first Oscar-nominated performance.

"Oh, look at these fuckfaces outside my cabin."

Morgan Freeman: "Fuckfaces indeed... for Chris had no idea what was in store for him on that crisp Tuesday in February."

 

[IPostedWhat]

Make it a Disney movie with Cuba Gooding Jr, and all the cops are Jewish.

Insert catchphrase about showing him something and the rest writes itself.

 

[IPostedWhat]

200!