OT: Canadian Justice - you f***ers do it right

[Eddie_Shack]

It was; I need to get black to basics, I suppose. Maybe Brown University offers some kind of course.

I do my best thinking on the pot. For some reason I always get real creative when there's something Bruin in my intestines.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

It was; I need to get black to basics, I suppose. Maybe Brown University offers some kind of course.

I bet you can find some books on the subject down at the maul.

Something deliciously interesting, that you can really get your claws into.

 

[blindbaby]

I do my best thinking on the pot. For some reason I always get real creative when there's something Bruin in my intestines.

Jeremy JaCubs did put together quite the the team last year.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

i think i posted this story last year

anyhoo

its all very canadian indeed ...

bear eats convicted killer (who was convicted of the murder of a man who sexually abused a member of his family and got off due to a technicality) so we canadians go out and kill the bear

cdn system in a nutshell right there!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[Eddie_Shack]

i think i posted this story last year

anyhoo

its all very canadian indeed ...

bear eats convicted killer (who was convicted of the murder of a man who sexually abused a member of his family and got off due to a technicality) so we canadians go out and kill the bear

cdn system in a nutshell right there!

When does the sex offender get destroyed by a dangerous animal?


/try giving the bear some "bath salts"....

 

[jstewismybastardson]

/try giving the bear some "bath salts"....

it's dead now so maybe bath salts turn bear into ZOMBIE BEAR

 

[Eddie_Shack]

it's dead now so maybe bath salts turn bear into ZOMBIE BEAR

Oh my god... I was worried about a zombie apocalypse... now I have to worry about a zombie bear apocalypse??? There's only one solution...

TYRANNOSAURS IN F-14S!!!!!!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The punning has stopped? We barely started.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

i think i posted this story last year

CNN posted it June 2nd, 2012

either CNN is a lying, date fixing, year late to the party asshat website

or

you are a fucking wizard who can see the future

or

CANADA IS INFESTED WITH CONVICT EATING BEARS AND THIS IS A YEARLY OCCURANCE!!

in which case, bravo, Canada, bravo.

 

[dash]

The punning has stopped? We barely started.

I think it just went into brief hibernation...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I think it just went into brief hibernation...

Fur real?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

We can't stop now, that would cursus...

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

 

[beantownmaniac]

I find the OP's story pretty "grizzly"

 

[blindbaby]

The punning has stopped? We barely started.

Probably best just to Haida thread like this on page 100; Gwaii would you want to keep it going?

 

[BOSSMANPC]

The courts should be allowed to do their job. What if an angry Canadian bear eats an innocent beaver while searching for honey?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The courts should be allowed to do their job. What if an angry Canadian bear eats an innocent beaver while searching for honey?

If you weren't BOSSMAN, I would think there were tons of sexual puns hidden in that post.

 

[beantownmaniac]

The courts should be allowed to do their job. What if an angry Canadian bear eats an innocent beaver while searching for honey?

Then you never have to worry about something like this in your life.