OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[sbb122]

It hit 72 degrees F today in Collumbus. Which is the unofficial start of braless sundress season.

I've never been to Columbus but if this was any other city in Ohio I've been to, I would need to ask "bragging or complaining?"

 

[forty_three]

I've never been to Columbus but if this was any other city in Ohio I've been to, I would need to ask "bragging or complaining?"

Kinda complaining because I find it difficult to pay attention to the road with so much scenery on the sides.

 

[mattola]

It hit 72 degrees F today in Collumbus. Which is the unofficial start of braless sundress season.

Ladies better take advantage of it soon because the way things are going this will be their outfits

 

[puckhead]

 

[thedddd]

^ that one never gets old!

 

[Comeds]

 

[Comeds]

I just got a compliment, I think....I had to to run to the store before work this morning. When I was bending over to pick up a jar of pickled beets, a pretty middle aged woman walked by and told me she decided not to have kids too.
Puzzled, I asked how she knew I didn't have kids.
She smiled and answered, "With an ass like that, I dont think so". Then she slapped me on the butt and walked on by.
I started to mutter "I dont think that makes sense", but then decided to just take the compliment. I think.

 

[mattola]

I just got a compliment, I think....I had to to run to the store before work this morning. When I was bending over to pick up a jar of pickled beets, a pretty middle aged woman walked by and told me she decided not to have kids too.
Puzzled, I asked how she knew I didn't have kids.
She smiled and answered, "With an ass like that, I dont think so". Then she slapped me on the butt and walked on by.
I started to mutter "I dont think that makes sense", but then decided to just take the compliment. I think.

man your sister is funny

 

[dash]

I found out earlier today that Cam Neely was in "The Outsiders" - IMDB lists him as Soc #2 (uncredited).

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I found out earlier today that Cam Neely was in "The Outsiders" - IMDB lists him as Soc #2 (uncredited).

went down the rabbit hole ... "Soc#3" was Flea from RHCP lol

they are in this scene (apparently)

 

[dash]

This post kilns me...


Here guys, I'll save you a click...

 

[Comeds]

man your sister is funny

Hilarious, but it wasn't my sister. First of all I wouldn't call my sister "pretty", she's hot - looks just like my mother - hot. Second, she can compliment me at home, no need to follow me to the store. In fact just the other morning when I woke up she was sitting in the chair next to my bed watching me sleep. She told me that when I sleep I have the face of an angel.*





*you're the one that made it weird, dont blame me

 

[dash]

Hilarious, but it wasn't my sister. First of all I wouldn't call my sister "pretty", she's hot - looks just like my mother - hot. Second, she can compliment me at home, no need to follow me to the store. In fact just the other morning when I woke up she was sitting in the chair next to my bed watching me sleep. She told me that when I sleep I have the face of an angel.*

You cut her off before she could finish - I have it on good authority that she said you have the face of Angel Hernandez.

 

[Comeds]

You cut her off before she could finish - I have it on good authority that she said you have the face of Angel Hernandez.

Dammit. My follow up was going to be she clarified that I have the face of a California Angel, but she won't say which one.... But your response is far better

 

[forty_three]

Dammit. My follow up was going to be she clarified that I have the face of a California Angel, but she won't say which one.... But your response is far better

Rod Carew?

 

[Comeds]

Rod Carew?

I should be so lucky......unless you mean now?

 

[Comeds]

I got a work ticket in my queue this morning. Reading through the notes someone actually posted a note in it that said "welp idk what to say bout this". Great way for me to start the workday, cannot stop laughing.

 

[dash]

 

[dash]

Oh my.

 

[thedddd]

Oh my.