OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[mattola]

My company announced we will no longer have costumed Halloween parties. Coworkers are mad at me because they think I am to blame, but I disagree. I still thing going as Alfred Molina's character in Boogie Nights was a great costume.

You didn't think having me show up throwing firecrackers around was too much?

 

[Comeds]

You didn't think having me show up throwing firecrackers around was too much?

No! How could you have one without the other? You were fantastic.

Also, valuable lesson learned in that movie - never go to a drug buy with a guy named Todd.

 

[dash]

Sound on...

 

[Comeds]

I just scooped out the office's I Can't Believe Its Not Butter and filled up the container with real butter. I cannot wait until Muffin Mondays in two weeks to listen to everyone say how good it is.
Plus Jenkins has dangerously high cholesterol.

 

[forty_three]

I just scooped out the office's I Can't Believe Its Not Butter and filled up the container with real butter. I cannot wait until Muffin Mondays in two weeks to listen to everyone say how good it is.
Plus Jenkins has dangerously high cholesterol.

You should have mixed the two and called it "I can believe some of it's butter".

/Mitch Hedberg

 

[dash]

I just scooped out the office's I Can't Believe Its Not Butter and filled up the container with real butter. I cannot wait until Muffin Mondays in two weeks to listen to everyone say how good it is.
Plus Jenkins has dangerously high cholesterol.

I can't wait until you replace the cream with horse sperm.

/You're a horse breeder, right?

 

[buffhockey]

 

[dash]

^

Nothing I can do, total beat skipped by my heart

 

[thedddd]

 

[thedddd]

And this kid is a hero.

 

[dash]

 

[dare2be]

With my bad luck, it would have to be the other one.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

With my bad luck, it would have to be the other one.

This one?

 

[thedddd]

They finally leaked the Emmanuel Lewis/Chyna Sex tape after all these years.

Spoiler

 

[Comeds]

NBA great Dwyane Wade launches Translatable, an online community supporting transgender youth

NBA great Dwyane Wade launches Translatable, an online community supporting transgender youth

www.click2houston.com

 

[dash]

Something something you can't roller-skate in a buffalo herd...

 

[sbb122]

Something something you can't roller-skate in a buffalo herd...

So Ted Nugent lied, according to him


“See, the Indian and the buffalo
They existed hand in hand”


/full disclosure, I hate that asshole but really like that song

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

/full disclosure, I hate that asshole but really like that song

I’m at the point where I have to ignore who sings songs I like. MJ, R Kelly, pretty much every rock and roller from 1955-1990…none of them are clean or good and it’s whatever. Just enjoy the music and forget the fact some asshole is profiting off of it, most of these catalogues belong to corps these days anyway.

 

[thedddd]

Just died of cancer.

Super Size Me director Morgan Spurlock dies aged 53 | Movies | The Guardian

Spurlock won acclaim for a series of issue-based documentaries and TV shows, and made a 3D film about boyband One Direction

amp.theguardian.com

 

[forty_three]