OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[puckhead]

This is brilliant, and evil

 

[Comeds]

I was just at the grocery store and this pretty-ish blonde woman kept cutting me off, stepping right in front me numerous times - like she owned the place. I finally said something, telling her "You're not as pretty as you think".

She smiled, leaned close, and whispered "yes, I am".

Well guess what, I'm not a pushover like some guys can be. I told her again, as I carried her groceries to her car, that she wasn't as hot as she thought.

 

[dash]

No grandkids for me as of yet, but I believe a wedding proposal for my eldest daughter is happening next month.

Looks like I'll be attending a wedding likely in the fall of 2025.

 

[mattola]

Looks like I'll be attending a wedding likely in the fall of 2025.

Congrats to your family dash

 

[Comeds]

Looks like I'll be attending a wedding likely in the fall of 2025.

Great news Dash!

And thanks for the early notice, we'll all keep next fall open on our calendars! Are you going to be booking hotels or will we need to do that? No hurry, plenty of time. I'll start working on some toasts now!

 

[thedddd]

Looks like I'll be attending a wedding likely in the fall of 2025.

Congrats to your family!

 

[forty_three]

Looks like I'll be attending a wedding likely in the fall of 2025.

Congrats, my friend!

 

[sbb122]

Looks like I'll be attending a wedding likely in the fall of 2025.

Congrats!!

 

[dash]

I think the road is closed...

 

[mattola]

I think the road is closed...

 

[Comeds]

I think the road is closed...

I guess you could say.......rush hour is really heating up there.

 

[dash]

I guess you could say.......rush hour is really heating up there.

I hope the boss doesn't erupt when I tell him I can't make it into work today.

 

[dare2be]

I hope the boss doesn't erupt when I tell him I can't make it into work today.

I'm sure he'll be magmanimous about the situation.

 

[puckhead]

yikes

 

[dare2be]

Forget snakes on a plane, I wanna see piranhas on a plane.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I’m starting to wonder if these people are oil company plants lol

 

[forty_three]

I’m starting to wonder if these people are oil company plants lol

So wait, the protesters didn't do a full study into the potential impacts of their actions before carrying it out?

 

[thedddd]

^ and ^^...

This was the first thing that popped in my head.

 

[forty_three]

 

[thedddd]

I am usually all for anything Mel Brooks does but no, please no...

A sequel to the Mel Brooks comedy Spaceballs is officially in the works with Josh Gad

We sure hope the Schwartz is with this sequel.

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