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OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

mattola

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Wonder if said this as he was arm wrestling

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Ummm… @mattola was your old co-worker a male or female?
The only reason I ask, was just at the grocery store getting stuff as my one cousin is in town with his new girlfriend. So I was going to make some homemade guacamole and said I need a lime.
His new girlfriend proceeded to ask me which type of citrus do I need?
Normally I would take that with a grain of salt but she was literally referring to JUST the limes!


Now I get your hatred for that co-worker. :D

And I am not looking forward to this weekend with a person who talks like this.
 

mattola

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Ummm… @mattola was your old co-worker a male or female?
The only reason I ask, was just at the grocery store getting stuff as my one cousin is in town with his new girlfriend. So I was going to make some homemade guacamole and said I need a lime.
His new girlfriend proceeded to ask me which type of citrus do I need?
Normally I would take that with a grain of salt but she was literally referring to JUST the limes!


Now I get your hatred for that co-worker. :D

And I am not looking forward to this weekend with a person who talks like this.
male .... lol
 

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The Sticky Sweethearts have a great follow-up to I glued my balls to my butthole again.
Definitely are not a one hit wonder. :D


 

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Getting close to red pill territory.
 

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On the right is Robin Ficker, running for Senate. Watching an Orioles game I saw an ad for Ficker and I knew I knew the name somewhere. For years at Bullets/Wizards games he was a big heckler. He was so loud and kind of funny that national outlets featured him at times. Depending on their moods, some players said they liked him at times others said he was an asshole.

His real job he was a lawyer who would pop up in the news now and then for being temporarily disbarred until funally he was permanently disbarred a few years ago.

Now he's 82. And running for Senate. What a great candidate. Wonder what party???

(Man I hope this guy isn't @Loco2, DC area, sports fan, lawyer)
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Can someone please delete post 1634 above? Weird mis post
 

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No intro necessary



 
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Now there's a lady that brings a lot to the table :D

There got to be a good joke about 6-pack / 3-pack abs but none are coming to me. I think a case of chlamydia I caught in NY years ago affected my brain.
 
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