OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[thedddd]

Ummmmm

 

[sbb122]

Ummmmm

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You can buy that car used, it’s half off

 

[dash]

You can buy that car used, it’s half off

I said I wanted a compact car, not a car compacted.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

The Blade Runner has been freed from prison...

South African athlete Oscar Pistorius to be released on parole after nearly 9 years in prison | TSN

Olympic runner Oscar Pistorius was released from prison on parole early Friday morning and was believed to be at his uncle’s mansion after authorities secretly moved the world-famous double-amputee athlete who killed his girlfriend at an undisclosed time to avoid the glare of news crews waiting...

www.tsn.ca

wow ... I didnt think he had a leg to stand on in that parole board hearing

 

[Comeds]

wow ... I didnt think he had a leg to stand on in that parole board hearing

When he met the parole board he probably put his best foot forward.

 

[dare2be]

When he met the parole board he probably put his best foot forward.

Who did he have stumping for him at his parole hearing?

 

[thedddd]

I leaned right into all these puns.

 

[mattola]

wow ... I didnt think he had a leg to stand on in that parole board hearing

He must have put his best foot forward at the parole board

 

[jstewismybastardson]

He must have put his best foot forward at the parole board

 

[mattola]

 

[Comeds]

Need bail @thedddd? On my way...

 

[dash]

^

Alabama: Hold my beer Florida and watch this.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

This plane is the Pinto of the air.

 

[puckhead]

Need bail @thedddd? On my way...

You'd better believe that there is video.
He lost some points on the dismount.

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[thedddd]

You'd better believe that there is video.
He lost some points on the dismount.

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Few observations.

1. The water must have been very cold.
2. Those Cops were like we don't get paid enough for this shit.
3. The person filming and giving commentary doesn't have much room to talk about calling people idiots. As he filmed that whole thing in portrait mode.
4. There is a Buc-ee's next door so this explains everything.

 

[dash]

That video was blurred out right, I'm not going blind am I

 

[Comeds]

Few observations.

1. The water must have been very cold.
2. Those Cops were like we don't get paid enough for this shit.
3. The person filming and giving commentary doesn't have much room to talk about calling people idiots. As he filmed that whole thing in portrait mode.
4. There is a Buc-ee's next door so this explains everything.

I'm sure that's pristine water too, no chance of any infections or intestinal disorders.

 

[buffhockey]

That video was blurred out right, I'm not going blind am I

You need to squint when watching.

 

[dash]

You need to squint when watching.

 

[thedddd]

That video was blurred out right, I'm not going blind am I

lol… when I launched in Xhitter it wasn’t blurred.