OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[thedddd]

This is the most Tesla driver/Quebec driver thing I’ve ever seen.

At least they used a turn signal.

 

[Comeds]

I have to stop shopping on Amazon while drinking.
For the office secret Santa I got Irene from the LAN team. She always mooches stuff from me at work and I always tease her about it. I thought I saw the perfect cheap gift, and ordered it wrapped from Amazon.
During the gift exchange yesterday when Irene opened I could tell she was nervous about holding it up in front of everyone and I wondered why. The t shirt I ordered her said "World's Best Smoocher" not "Moocher". Now she's embarrassed, her husband is pissed off, and I'm playing dumb. So business as usual for me

 

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I have to stop shopping on Amazon while drinking.
For the office secret Santa I got Irene from the LAN team. She always mooches stuff from me at work and I always tease her about it. I thought I saw the perfect cheap gift, and ordered it wrapped from Amazon.
During the gift exchange yesterday when Irene opened I could tell she was nervous about holding it up in front of everyone and I wondered why. The t shirt I ordered her said "World's Best Smoocher" not "Moocher". Now she's embarrassed, her husband is pissed off, and I'm playing dumb. So business as usual for me

You should have included a DVD of this movie

Iwao Shishido has found a wife. After paying three million yen for a bridal tour to the Philippines, he comes home with Irene, who is promptly confronted by Tsuru—Iwao’s freshly widowed mother, who’s infuriated her loser son has married a woman she’s never met.

Come On Irene

Iwao Shishido has found a wife. After paying three million yen for a bridal tour to the Philippines, he comes home with Irene, who is promptly confronted by Tsuru—Iwao’s freshly widowed mother, who’s infuriated her loser son has married a woman she’s never met.

www.themoviedb.org

 

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They did Yuna Song wrong here...

 

[Comeds]

I asked my sister how her Christmas Eve blind date went; she answered "let's just say - on the night before Christmas not just the stockings were hung".

I'm sorry.

 

[thedddd]

This is a definite Casey Kasem tweet transition.

 

[thedddd]

https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/27/entertainment/tom-smothers-death/index.html

RIP

 

[puckhead]

https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/27/entertainment/tom-smothers-death/index.html

RIP

They were so damned funny.
Terrific deadpan stuff

 

[Comeds]

https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/27/entertainment/tom-smothers-death/index.html

RIP

Funny guys. Thanks for fighting the good fight against censorship and Vietnam. Actually being censored, not pretend censored.

 

[Comeds]

There are much much much better clips but this one from relatively late in their careers in a moviehad me laughing my ass off when I saw it on cable as a kid.

 

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[Comeds]

My wife likes history so I got her an NFT of a NSFW historical moment. #nsfw

Spoiler

 

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[jstewismybastardson]

Oldie but very goodie lol

 

[Comeds]

I was just at the store and now they sell two types of olive oil...extra virgin and extra incel? Wtf? There was also an advertising sign (ad) saying "We will not be replaced! By canola oil."

This world we live in.....

 

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[Comeds]

James Garner, Diahann Carroll, and Paul Newman at the March on Washington in 1963.

 

[puckhead]