OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part deux

[Comeds]

Been working on my musical about "A Night At the Mall" which is set over the course of one night in a 1980s mall with four interconnecting stories. Heres part of the opening number.

Her name was Sara, she was a salesgirl.
With blonde feathered hair, and a skirt way up to there,
She would sell earrings, and do some piercings,
She kept her work tips in a jar
Saving up to buy a car
Stuck on her feet all day, she had bills to pay
She was young and she needed money
She had no time for play

At the Piercing, Piercing Pagoda
The hottest kiosk in South Lake Mall
At the Piercing, Piercing Pagoda
Earrings and fashion will always brings the cash in.
At the Piercing Pagoda

 

[puckhead]

not sure if I am proud or ashamed that I got the "to the tune of" halfway through the fist line

 

[sbb122]

not sure if I am proud or ashamed that I got the "to the tune of" halfway through the fist line

I had his greatest hits on 8 track when I was about 10 years old for that song alone

 

[thedddd]

I guess if you want to die? A freaking 392 hemi in a light weight off road vehicle.



Seriously this is the way to go:

 

[buffhockey]

 

[dash]

I think these Jeopardy contestants had too many Florida ounces...

 

[thedddd]

Georgia’s first Tim Hortons under construction on Veterans Parkway in Columbus

Tim Hortons is opening its first Georgia location in Columbus.

www.wtvm.com

I guess there are a lot of Canucks in Columbus GA?

 

[Comeds]

I had his greatest hits on 8 track when I was about 10 years old for that song alone

My mother was a huge fan so I probably heard most of his hits a thousand times before I was 10. Same with Helen Reddy and Neil Diamond. A lot of their hits I could could still probably sign along with from memory.

Edit: Accidentally typed 'sign' but I'm going to leave it because it amuses me

 

[jstewismybastardson]

My mother was a huge fan so I probably heard most of his hits a thousand times before I was 10. Same with Helen Reddy and Neil Diamond. A lot of their hits I could could still probably sign along with from memory.

one of my favorite random impressions that I like to hit my kids with is when Neil yells out "HELEN REDDY EVERYBODY" to the audience in the "Song sung blue" live version lol

/damn thats not even the line !!! I feel shame! ... maybe I should switch to "do it like the fonz would do it"

 

[dash]

My mother was a huge fan so I probably heard most of his hits a thousand times before I was 10. Same with Helen Reddy and Neil Diamond. A lot of their hits I could could still probably sign along with from memory.

Edit: Accidentally typed 'sign' but I'm going to leave it because it amuses me

Almost as bad as "We Built This City'

 

[puckhead]

My mother was a huge fan so I probably heard most of his hits a thousand times before I was 10. Same with Helen Reddy and Neil Diamond. A lot of their hits I could could still probably sign along with from memory.

Edit: Accidentally typed 'sign' but I'm going to leave it because it amuses me

Hellen Keller everybody!

 

[Comeds]

Almost as bad as "We Built This City'

Why do you always have to make fun of my favorite song? It's opening day and I am watching the game, listening to Starship, and enjoying some China Slick Kanter fake p-orn and you keep ruining it.

lol as I type this Boston is playing Sweet Caroline. At least they can enjoy that

 

[dare2be]

Edit: Accidentally typed 'sign' but I'm going to leave it because it amuses me

The double could amused me.

 

[forty_three]

 

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[forty_three]

50 shades of beige

 

[buffhockey]

The SpaghettiOs really put it over the top.

 

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Pretty incredible.

 

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[puckhead]

wow