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OT: Armstrong going to admit doping next Thursday

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On Oprah no less. I'm REALLY surprised. I thought he'd go to his grave denying it.

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He's probably not going to be jumping up and down on her couch, is he?
 

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I hope he just pulls out his ball and says "Yeah, I doped. YOU motherfuckers beat testicular, brain, and lung cancer, and then come talk to me" and then walks off stage.
 

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80% of people that have even the metestatic form of testicular cancer survive. >95% of those with the localized form survive.

I mean, it's cancer and it sucks, but if you are going pick one, I would pick this one.
 

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Didn't the doctors initially give him a 30% chance of survival due to the fact that it had spread to his brain and lungs?
 

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...didn't know he had the others.


That is unbelievably rare, BTW.


I am going to go check my balls now.

Is it rare for people who eat Steroid Flakes for breakfast?

And if you were diligent like me, you would check your balls twice a day and have no need to run off at the slightest fear of ball cancer and inspect them.
 

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Is it rare for people who eat Steroid Flakes for breakfast?

And if you were diligent like me, you would check your balls twice a day and have no need to run off at the slightest fear of ball cancer and inspect them.

To the first point: Yeah......that is the monster in the room that nobody wants to talk about. Biologically the mechanism is there with steroid and HGH use, but epidemiologically, well...you need to ask and epidemiologist. DAMMIT!!! Well ask another one. I do infectious diseases.

To the second point: With Sara and I being apart while she finishes school in Pitt, I have been checking that area more regularly now.
 

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To the first point: Yeah......that is the monster in the room that nobody wants to talk about. Biologically the mechanism is there with steroid and HGH use, but epidemiologically, well...you need to ask and epidemiologist. DAMMIT!!! Well ask another one. I do infectious diseases.

To the second point: With Sara and I being apart while she finishes school in Pitt, I have been checking that area more regularly now.

Safety first.
 

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Yup, plus you need to get rid of the old stuff before it expires. Bad poison out at least once every two days to avoid bad temper. Preferably once a day to keep things fresh and keep you more chill. My own theory.
 

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Yup, plus you need to get rid of the old stuff before it expires. Bad poison out at least once every two days to avoid bad temper. Preferably once a day to keep things fresh and keep you more chill. My own theory.

Exactly. I mean, you wouldn't not change your car's oil every 3000, right?
 

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People still care about Lance Armstrong?

I figured he was an afterthought by now. Like that whatshisname olympic swimmer guy that was famous for a while.
 

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Figures. As soon as the Habs pick Colby up this happens.
 
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