OT: Another athlete murders someone

[dash]

So he'll probably get 10 years or so in jail versus 25-life? Is that what's happening?

Too soon to know for sure, but that is a likely scenario.

 

[mattola]

why am I not surprised.

 

[esls79]

So has Roger Goodell suspended him indefinitely yet or is he free to sign with any team?

/I hear the Ravens may have an opening at tailback

 

[mattola]

So has Roger Goodell suspended him indefinitely yet or is he free to sign with any team?

/I hear the Ravens may have an opening at tailback

and he cant come to the CFL either

nor can Roger

 

[Comeds]

For him I bet 10 years would race by in no time.

 

[forty_three]

Bottom line; be famous before getting caught.

 

[blindbaby]

Bottom line; be famous before getting caught.

Or rich. But so true.

 

[dash]

Oscar Pistorius found guilty of culpable homicide - ESPN

 

[forty_three]

*shakes head*

OP: "I didn't plan it ahead of time."

Judge: "Well, that's gotta account for something."

 

[dash]

Looks like the maximum amount of jail time culpable homicide carries in South Africa is 15 years. However, there is a chance that Pistorius doesn't serve any jail time.

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

Looks like the maximum amount of jail time culpable homicide carries in South Africa is 15 years. However, there is a chance that Pistorius doesn't serve any jail time.

We live in a World in which if someone is famous enough & has enough money they seem to be able to get away with almost anything. I hope Pistorius has to serve the full 15 years for what he did. I'm not expecting that to be the verdict though.

 

[dash]

Five years in prison for the Blade Runner.

 

[mattola]

Five years in prison for the Blade Runner.

ability to get out in 10 months.

sounds like someone got paid

 

[KennyBanyeah]

ability to get out in 10 months.

sounds like someone got paid

Yup. It must have cost him an arm and a le...another arm.

Too soon?

 

[dare2be]

Never too soon for cutting humo(u)r.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Never too soon for cutting humo(u)r.

Plus he's a convicted murderer so I don't feel so bad making jokes about him.

 

[Swamp Dragon]

Plus he's a convicted murderer so I don't feel so bad making jokes about him.

According to the courts he is not a murderer

Culpable Homicide-killing of a person either with or without an intention to kill

 

[Swamp Dragon]

According to the courts he is not a murderer

Culpable Homicide-killing of a person either with or without an intention to kill

Sounds pretty close to what we call manslaughter sounds better tho'

 

[douggie]

Well, I bet he is stumped by the verdict.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

We're really going out on a limb with all these puns.