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New England Patriots ‏@Patriots now The New England #Patriots have released Aaron Hernandez.


Im sure he'll sign with a prison team somewhere



/bengals might be the frontrunners
 
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Goes into prison as a tight end, leaves prison as a wide receiver...

im sure he is going to try to be a defensive back during his stay
 

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Of murder or obstruction of justice? Not guilty of felony stupidity, perhaps? :yahoo:

You can obstruct justice and still be a hero. You just have to show the proper amount of humility and remorse.

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So I was correct, he is innocent of obstruction of justice then?
 

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And a great catch by Aaron Hernandez at the back of the yard - Yes folks, he may be number 76432189 in your program, but he's No. 1 in your heart.
 

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They found a shell casing in the rental car of his...matched the ones at the scene. Video of him walking into his house w/ gun in hand. WOOOOWOOOWOOWWOW
 

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Charged with murder, gun w/ no license, 3 other gun charges.

RT @SIPeteThamel: Hernandez walks through the house with a gun in his hand on the video. Goes to basement and video gets shut off.

Rental employee found casing in car...just what?
 

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I'm starting to think the only thing that can save Hernandez is if Marcia Clark and Chris Darden are the prosecuting attorneys.
 

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IM CAWLLING MY SHOT ... THIS IS A TEBOW FRAMEJAWB!!! ... SAY CHOWDAH!!!

/FREE HERNANDEZ!!!
 
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IM CALLING MY SHOT ... THIS IS A TEBOW FRAMEJOB!!! ... SAY CHOWDAH!!!

/FREE HERNANDEZ!!!

Hernandez was a decent young tight end until his frormer Florida Gators teammate Tim Teabow led him astray - this has been in the works for years
 

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This is big, big I tell you. When the smoke clears its evident this will involve the Christian right, the anti-gun lobby, and anti-immigration reform groups.
 

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This is big, big I tell you. When the smoke clears its evident this will involve the Christian right, the anti-gun lobby, and anti-immigration reform groups.

Don't forget the Jets.



The football team, not the dancing gang.
 

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