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OT: A Fair and Honest evaluation of your mom

tnapucco

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Someone get me some list up in this beyatch.
 

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tnapucco

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I mean....that rachet-ass triflin' bish be looking like the inside of a can of Beanie-Weenies®.
 

tnapucco

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No cooking bitch. You gots a drivethru momma.
 

WizardHawk

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Someone needs to take AG's picture posting privileges away. That shit ain't right. :tsk:
 

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My mom is too sexy for her butt cheeks.
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Solid B minus. Meant well, did a fairly good job, but she was no Carol Brady.
 

Judge Fudge

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Saint because she raised 3 boys for 10 years(my dad was manly on ship then) who were not the easiest of kids during those years (still aren't from time to time) but you know who wears the paints.

Not a fun one to cross.... believe me.

I'm done it many MANY times.

Basically my brothers and i never ran afoul of the law because we didn't fear our fathers wrath, We know our mom would find out and then, well, your better off in jail.

Here is a sample.

This was April of 2014 (almost a year after my kidney Transplant)

Mom: Why are there grass stains on your pants

Me: Oh I played ultimate Frisbee for a bit

Mom: YOU DID WHAT????????????????????

led to a 30 minute tongue lashing with me getting a few words in.
 
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