OT - 2016 Brazil Olympic thread

[jstewismybastardson]

NORTH KOREAN TRUTH BOMB!!!

 

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I was happy to see the Canadian women's bball team beat the Vlade Divas...

 

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Early contender for best name at the Rio Olympics - American diver Steele Johnson

 

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NORTH KOREAN TRUTH BOMB!!!

I heard the other night that Kim Jong Un rolled a perfect 300 in bowling in his first ever attempt.

 

[Dacks]

I heard the other night that Kim Jong Un rolled a perfect 300 in bowling in his first ever attempt.

I was pretty surprised at his pedestrian 71 in golf, until I realized it was his cumulative four round score and thought "that makes more sense".

 

[Cyder]

I was pretty surprised at his pedestrian 71 in golf, until I realized it was his cumulative four round score and thought "that makes more sense".

Those 450 yard drives that actually curved around the dog legs really impressed me

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Those 450 yard drives that actually curved around the dog legs really impressed me

most impressive for me was after he hit the ball around the dog legs ... he ate them

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[Cyder]

most impressive for me was after he hit the ball around the dog legs ... he ate them

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Well done Sir...well done indeed.

 

[Dacks]

Those 450 yard drives that actually curved around the dog legs really impressed me

I was amazed when, on his last shot, the ball split in two, with one half landing in the 17th hole and the other in the 18th. If reports are true, it's the first recorded "pocket aces" since Chuck Norris in '06.

 

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News flash: Canada is not as good at field hockey as they are at ice hockey

 

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Women's rugby sevens BRONZE!!

 

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Pospisil and Nestor are still alive and going strong in the men's doubles tennis tourney. Hopefully, PopNest can bring home a medal for Canada.

 

[forty_three]

News flash: Canada is not as good at field hockey as they are at ice hockey

Who is their official skate sponsor? That could have something to do with it.

 

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PopNest won their match 6-1, 6-4, and they are in the quarter-finals in men's doubles. One more victory and they are playing for a medal.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Oof

 

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^

That's going to be a deduction, Mitch.

 

[esls79]

Certainly looks like embellishment to me.

 

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Certainly looks like embellishment to me.

I think Mat (one t) will at least get a foam hearing.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

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"That's going to be a deduction, Bitch".

Bela karolyi ... Still at his abusive coaching best

 

[forty_three]

Oof

How to gymnastics; You're not supposed to land on your face
/Martin Betancourt