Orcas feeding the Sharks - Round 1 Stanley Cup Playoffs

[forty_three]

Kesler has the Flu....

i guess not official

Hat Trick: Kesler has flu, Schneider is injured not ?injured? and Game 2 is on the Sedins | The Province

just watched AVs presser from last night. does he have the flu? talk about ZERO energy from him

Jeff Paterson said Monday that Crampy looked like he lost weight and sounded sick

/last thing the team needs is the flu bug going through the room to make them even MORE lethargic

Are they having as much sick sex as the Hawks?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

just watched AVs presser from last night. does he have the flu? talk about ZERO energy from him

when the sharks called their late timeout last night ... it was telling that all 4 sharks coaches on the bench were talking to their players and they panned over to the canucks bench and nothing ... not a word from AV to his players

saw someone on twitter suggest they fire him post game lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Are they having as much sick sex as the BlackHawks?

say it fast

 

[dash]

Sharks look like a much faster team minus Clowe and Handzus...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

does Larry Robinson want to be a head coach again? just askin

 

[forty_three]

say it fast

Black Cawks always have the most sick sex

 

[RaiderZar]

Not seeing any chatter about AV calling the Sharks "cheaters" in the face-offs. Non-issue or did I misunderstand the news bit I heard this AM?

 

[rares]

Sharks look like a much faster team minus Clowe and Handzus and Murray...

FTFY.

 

[RaiderZar]

FTFY.

STFU. LOL.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Not seeing any chatter about AV calling the Sharks "cheaters" in the face-offs. Non-issue or did I misunderstand the news bit I heard this AM?

big ole meh

right after it he said everyone cheats

Malhotra was the king of faceoff cheating ... new rules were tailored to stop him

 

[Ties5o11]

Okay this is pretty funny

Y! SPORTS

 

[jstewismybastardson]

i wish the green men would just go away .. just take your outfits and just go ... the one guy isnt fooling anyone by always wearing the canucks jersey over top of the green outfit ... he has bitch tits and hes trying to hide them ... hit the gym and mix in a bench press or two buddy!

dare I say ... theyve officially jumped the shark

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Dhaliwal knows a thing or 2 about vomiting so i guess this is official

News1130 Sports ‏@News1130Sports now Have been told #Canucks forward Ryan Kesler had the stomach flu all day yesterday and was very sick. Should be much better in game 2.

 

[dash]

i wish the green men would just go away .. just take your outfits and just go ... the one guy isnt fooling anyone by always wearing the canucks jersey over top of the green outfit ... he has bitch tits and hes trying to hide them ... hit the gym and mix in a bench press or two buddy!

dare I say ... theyve officially jumped the shark

That would happen until Force (or is it Sully) wears a leather jacket over his green suit.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

News1130 Sports ‏@News1130Sports now Agent Mike Liut laughs at suggestion his client #Canucks goalie Cory Schnieder has anxiety or stress problems.


all stems from the interview he did a couple months back saying his playoff cramps from 2011 werent the result of dehydration but because of anxiety


the speculation by media has been over the top ... but it would have helped if the team revealed more than just "body injury"


/did not know Crampys fiance was a friend of Boston Marathon bombing victim Krystle Marie Campbell

 

[cju84]

I hate the Canucks, but those guys did an AMA on Reddit the other day and seemed pretty cool. I laugh my ass off at some of their props (many directed towards the Hawks).

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Crampy still out

Luongo starting tomorrow as per team1040

 

[rares]

Too lazy to look it up but doesn't Luongo have much much better career numbers against the Sharks (compared to Schneider)? He pretty much owns the Sharks, I thought...

If I was AV, I'd start Luongo every game against SJ but maybe I'm missing something. /shrug

 

[mattola]

Crampy still out

Luongo starting tomorrow as per team1040

lol this is comical the way this season is started/playedout/andisending

 

[mattola]

Safe to say that if the Canucks lose tomorrow they are pretty much done. no way they come out with 2 victories in San Jose