Ongoing NHL thread - Part III

[Comeds]

instead of this:
but was later spotted arguing with Disney security about the bowling pins, which he claimed were given to him for bowling a high scoring game

I would have like to see this:
but was later spotted arguing with Disney security about the bowling pins, which he claimed he had taken to protect the children from gators

/too soon?

I think it should have been:
but was later spotted arguing with Disney security about the bowling pins, which he claimed he had taken to protect the children from Floridians

 

[dash]

Pretty sure Corbin split down an alley in order to frame his buddy.

 

[higgyfan4]

@jstewismybastardson

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Pretty sure Corbin split down an alley in order to frame his buddy.

I'm disappointed by the lack of a PinPals reference there...

 

[tducey]

So the awards go tonight, most of the awards appear to be cut and dry as to who wins them. Also TSN is airing a mock draft special tonight so a couple things to look forward to tonight.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

@jstewismybastardson

didnt call anyone a coont though

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Darren Kramer, a winger in the Winnipeg Jets organization who currently plays for the AHL’s Manitoba Moose, was arrested at approximately 1:16 a.m. Tuesday after allegedly fighting a police officer at Disney World and getting tased. According to police, Kramer scuffled with the officer so that his friend could make off with some bowling pins he had stolen from a restaurant.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

http://deadspin.com/senators-prospect-arrested-tased-after-allegedly-fight-1782419704

LOL. Kramer was always a character. A useless hockey player but entertatining. Good to see him carry that on with the Jets.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

LOL. Kramer was always a character. A useless hockey player but entertatining. Good to see him carry that on with the Jets.

He also really likes peanut butter.

Ottawa Senators prospect Darren Kramer spreads word of peanut butter solution

 

[dash]

Wait a minute, Darren and Kramer - He's a go-getter

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Wait a minute, Darren and Kramer - He's a go-getter

Mr. Kramer, as far as I can tell your entire company consists of a messy jail cell that may, or may not, contain a live chicken!!

 

[dash]

Mr. Kramer, as far as I can tell your entire company consists of a messy jail cell that may, or may not, contain a live chicken!!

Last line of the clip - Darren is going away for a long, long time (lol)

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

So the awards go tonight, most of the awards appear to be cut and dry as to who wins them. Also TSN is airing a mock draft special tonight so a couple things to look forward to tonight.

Definitely the Norris is the hardest to predict.

 

[forty_three]

Sir Mix A Lot likes this

 

[forty_three]

Wonder why?

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Wonder why?

I really hope they assigned Toews to accompany him anywhere.

I'm picturing the two of them in a bar or strip club together. Kane completely smashed and Toews looking like he's having the worst day of his life.

 

[BGDave]

Sir Mix A Lot likes this

So do i.



wait for it





I cannot lie.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

 

[forty_three]

They called the guy from Quebec whose bid for expansion failed to come up after the Vegas owner to say a few words.

"I'd now like to invite the loser to come up and eat some crow!"


Fuck you Bettman. Fuck you with a rusty chainsaw.

 

[forty_three]

Betthole just got asked about gambling. He is twitching like crazy.


He just said that hockey is not conducive to gambling.