Ongoing NHL thread - Part III

[Bloody Brian Burke]

One of the world's greatest unsolved mysteries is how that guy married Christina Hendricks.

He must have a gigantic one.

It's the only explanation.

 

[DragonfromTO]

Charm and personalty can land you oh so many points. On my scale he's a 4ish, but that scale doesn't mean much unless he's just a douche...thennnnn you need to be like a 9. And I still probably wouldn't care. (But it's still odd, yeah)

I mean I wasn't really looking for an explanation, I do know how these things happen. But I guess I'm just thinking that if he's really that charming and funny you'd think he'd be a bigger success and have more on his resumé.

 

[pixburgher66]

I mean I wasn't really looking for an explanation, I do know how these things happen. I guess I'm just thinking that if he's really that charming and funny you'd think he'd be a bigger success and have more on his resumé.

In that case, what BBB said.

 

[DragonfromTO]

In that case, what BBB said.

Oh I'm certain that's part of it But it's not like he's the only tripod out there.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I mean I wasn't really looking for an explanation, I do know how these things happen. But I guess I'm just thinking that if he's really that charming and funny you'd think he'd be a bigger success and have more on his resumé.

Seriously. The only reason the guy's face is even recognizable to me is because he played a loser working at Home Depot selling a pyramid scheme in Garden State.

 

[pixburgher66]

Oh I'm certain that's part of it But it's not like he's the only tripod out there.

 

[DragonfromTO]

Seriously. The only reason the guy's face is even recognizable to me is because he played a loser working at Home Depot selling a pyramid scheme in Garden State.

In his defense he's more of a writer than an actor I think. But still, it's not like his name is attached to a bunch of successful and hilarious scripts.

He was also the window licker in Super Troopers.

 

[pixburgher66]

*twitch*

I realize that he's a lawyer, and his "job" is to protect his company, but geez it's awful.

 

[dash]

As we old guys say, hubba hubba

 

[pixburgher66]

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As we old guys say, hubba hubba

Straight female I may be, but when I googled her even I had one predominant thought: bewbs.

 

[BGDave]

Charm and personalty can land you oh so many points. On my scale he's a 4ish, but that scale doesn't mean much unless he's just a douche...thennnnn you need to be like a 9. And I still probably wouldn't care. (But it's still odd, yeah)

Charm and personality is helpful if SHE has C+P. Or has zero self-esteem.

But if she is a beeyatch, then all the C+P in the world isn't going to matter.

/wandering off topic again
/this in no way is a commentary on @pixburgher66

 

[forty_three]

He must have a gigantic one.

It's the only explanation.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Charm and personality is helpful if SHE has C+P. Or has zero self-esteem.

I totally read that as "if she has hep C" the first time around lol

 

[pixburgher66]

Charm and personality is helpful if SHE has C+P. Or has zero self-esteem.

But if she is a beeyatch, then all the C+P in the world isn't going to matter.

/wandering off topic again
/this in no way is a commentary on @pixburgher66

Hahahah, I didn't read it as such, no worries.

 

[BGDave]

Hahahah, I didn't read it as such, no worries.

Well, I have been misinterpreted before. Some on here think I called Holtby a "sieve".

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Well, I have been misinterpreted before. Some on here think I called Holtby a "sieve".

I know you didnt call him a sieve







/you called him a seive

 

[dash]

It's also embarrassing watching the Flames these days, Fitzie...

 

[forty_three]

Well, I have been misinterpreted before. Some on here think I called Holtby a "sieve".

Some people think I used to be a leper. It happens.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

It's also embarrassing watching the Flames these days, Fitzie...

Just have a nice cranberry juice and relax. Everything will work itself out.

 

[dash]

Just have a nice cranberry juice and relax. Everything will work itself out.

That could be the funniest thing I read all day.