Ongoing NHL thread - Part III

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Leap year baby?

Ohhhhhh. K that's pretty cool lol.

 

[forty_three]

Fuck, I don't have any popcorn.

 

[dash]

Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger
Pardy and Cracknell claimed by Oilers.

lol

 

[tducey]

Pardy's a fellow newfoundlander so there's that. That said how much of a dud has the trade deadline been? Why they start coverage for this at 8 AM EST is beyond me.

 

[forty_three]

Boone Jenner signs two-year extension



McKenzie says 2.9AAV on the bridge.

That's about half a mil less than I expected.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

$2.9m AAV.

One thing CBJ has done well this season is extend their kids.

 

[forty_three]

$2.9m AAV.

One thing CBJ has done well this season is extend their kids.

Currently leaves 4.8 under the current cap for Jones and Karlsson. Still close, but I expect some salary dumping at the draft/over the summer.

 

[dash]

Moneyhands with his 20th - Still an outside shot at reaching 30 if he stays hot.

 

[forty_three]

Oh look, Jared Boll is back in after nearly a month. And can you guess what happened? I can hardly believe it myself!

Staged fight, off the faceoff. When the Jackets were starting to roll.

 

[esls79]

Oh look, Jared Boll is back in after nearly a month. And can you guess what happened? I can hardly believe it myself!

Staged fight, off the faceoff. When the Jackets were starting to roll.

Tell me he fought Prout and you have my attention

 

[dash]

Meanwhile Sidney Crosby has a hat trick (of assists) as the Penguins are laying a beatdown on the Yotes.

 

[esls79]

Meanwhile Sidney Crosby has a hat trick (of assists) as the Penguins are laying a beatdown on the Yotes.

A hat trick for him would be a two secondary helpers on the power play and a phantom assist he was on the ice for.

Must be nice.

 

[forty_three]

Tell me he fought Prout and you have my attention

If only.

A hat trick for him would be a two secondary helpers on the power play and a phantom assist he was on the ice for.

Must be nice.

I was thinking goal, assist and makeup call after whining through a TV timeout.

 

[DragonfromTO]

Meanwhile Sidney Crosby has a hat trick (of assists) as the Penguins are laying a beatdown on the Yotes.

Thank god he's not any good anymore, otherwise the Coyotes would have a real problem on their hands tonight.

 

[pixburgher66]

I wrote a song tonight, wanna hear it?

Shhhhane Doan is a piece of shit, dooo da, dooo da. He really is a piece of shit, all the dooo da dayyyy.

I wouldn't hate him as much if he and the media didn't claim him as a penultimate leader and consummate pro. Uhhh, no. He's dirty. But when your dirty and score goals, you're scrappy. Dirty, score goals, play for the same team forever even when that team sucked? Hockey legend.

 

[pixburgher66]

Thank god he's not any good anymore, otherwise the Coyotes would have a real problem on their hands tonight.

Just remember, like Simmons says, his postseason glory is over because the Pens acquired Justin Schultz to be a 7th defenseman.

 

[DragonfromTO]

I wrote a song tonight, wanna hear it?

Shhhhane Doan is a piece of shit, dooo da, dooo da. He really is a piece of shit, all the dooo da dayyyy.

I wouldn't hate him as much if he and the media didn't claim him as a penultimate leader and consummate pro. Uhhh, no. He's dirty. But when your dirty and score goals, you're scrappy. Dirty, score goals, play for the same team forever even when that team sucked? Hockey legend.

I'm not sure that "penultimate" was the adjective that you were looking for there, but yeah. Shane Doan is a piece of shit.

 

[forty_three]

I'm not sure that "penultimate" was the adjective that you were looking for there, but yeah. Shane Doan is a piece of shit.

The next to last one, apparently.

 

[DragonfromTO]

The next to last one, apparently.

"Ultimate Doan" sounds like a crazy sci-fi movie. One where lots of characters get slashed and crosschecked.

 

[Darkstone42]

"Ultimate Doan" sounds like a crazy sci-fi movie. One where lots of characters get slashed and crosschecked.

DOANED!