Ongoing NHL Thread - Part Brock and Roll Four Lines

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Who is the worst team in the Pacific between the Sharks, Ducks and the Canucks?

The Sharks fired up the goal horn for an opponents goal last night so that is a new level to tanking we haven’t previously seen.

 

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[puckhead]

no wonder. He lies on the ice like a bitch

 

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no wonder. He lies on the ice like a bitch

It's funny because Bryan Trottier was just on Donnie and Dhali

 

[mattola]

no wonder. He lies on the ice like a bitch

thats Juloevi you are thinking of

 

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I learned to smoke weed at Cornell in between law classes...

 

[sbb122]

no wonder. He lies on the ice like a bitch

“fucking tit fucker”

 

[forty_three]

Phil gets some props from a guy who knows a thing or two about showing up to work every day

 

[mattola]

Phil gets some props from a guy who knows a thing or two about showing up to work every day

has Hotdog ever thrown a hit?

 

[forty_three]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Steve Simmons - Toronto Sun:

Phil Kessell sucks. He’s overrated! He was overpaid! He did nothing good! He’s an average player at best who had a crappy record and didn’t play hard. And so everyone thinks he’s so great? WOW! You played a whole bunch of games in a row. Good job there tough guy! I would pay a million dollars just so I could spray that guy in the face with a full mace spray

/probably

 

[dare2be]

I learned to smoke weed at Cornell in between law classes...

"My broker is EF Hutton..."

 

[mattola]

I learned to smoke weed at Cornell in between law classes...

More Goalies smoke Camels more than any other Cigarette.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Friedge says he’s basically done writing these, which pretty much means it’s podcast or bust for rumors going forward.

Bleh.

 

[thedddd]

Mike “mammary gland” Lange approved this goal Announcement.

 

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Mike “mammary gland” Lange approved this goal Announcement.

Get in the mammogram lane grandma, the bingo game is ready to roll

 

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[dare2be]

Gave me a chuckle

 

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I think @puckhead will get this one - @forty_three should know it as well.