Ongoing NHL Thread - Part Brock and Roll Four Lines

[thedddd]

While we wait for facts, here is a list of firing-able offenses Perry may have done:

• Slewfooted a team reporter while they got off the team bus in Columbus, causing severe physical and emotional trauma
• Refused to attend the pre-game meal at Pierogi Mountain
• Did attend the pregame meal, but only drank vodka. No carbs. And sat next to a female team reporter (not the one he slewfooted) and offered to try her borscht
• Said MAF should be permanently banned from the League because of his heritage mask. While wearing his team jersey
• Was overheard to tell the team equipment manager he is the "best stickhandler" in the League. Wink wink.

but most likely

• Told Luke Richardson "you are no Babcock" and refused to keep playing a system that makes an 18 year old punk look good.

(see, no mention of Mrs B)

I just assumed Mrs B was on the Blackhawks payroll.

 

[dash]

I guess when your career earnings exceed $92 million that losing $4 million is not that big of a deal, but man, what a way to end your career.

/Assuming no other team brings him on board.

 

[dash]

So to recap the season thus far:

- Pinto banned for half a season after gambling scandal
- Babcock fired before he even got to coach a game
- The Oilers get off to a terrible start after hockey media labeled them as contenders and McDavid’s “cup or bust” comment. Jay Woodcroft fired.
- The league bans pride tape on sticks as an additional step after banning special theme night jerseys
- The Sharks get blown out 10-2 two games in a row
- Lucic is arrested for domestic abuse
- Trouba wacks someone in the head with his stick and only gets fined
- The NHL tells Fleury he can’t wear a mask honoring his Indigenous’ wife’s culture
- Wild fire Dean Evason after a bad start to the season
- Perry gets his contract terminated and a crazy rumor is spread about him sleeping with Bedard’s mom

Did I miss anything? It's not even December.

 

[forty_three]

While we wait for facts, here is a list of firing-able offenses Perry may have done:

• Slewfooted a team reporter while they got off the team bus in Columbus, causing severe physical and emotional trauma
• Refused to attend the pre-game meal at Pierogi Mountain
• Did attend the pregame meal, but only drank vodka. No carbs. And sat next to a female team reporter (not the one he slewfooted) and offered to try her borscht
• Said MAF should be permanently banned from the League because of his heritage mask. While wearing his team jersey
• Was overheard to tell the team equipment manager he is the "best stickhandler" in the League. Wink wink.

but most likely

• Told Luke Richardson "you are no Babcock" and refused to keep playing a system that makes an 18 year old punk look good.

(see, no mention of Mrs B)

This is outrageously ill informed.

The pre-game meal would have been at Buca Di Beppo. Our Pierogi Mountain closed 3 years ago so they could open a Carvana vending machine.

 

[forty_three]

So to recap the season thus far:

- Pinto banned for half a season after gambling scandal
- Babcock fired before he even got to coach a game
- The Oilers get off to a terrible start after hockey media labeled them as contenders and McDavid’s “cup or bust” comment. Jay Woodcroft fired.
- The league bans pride tape on sticks as an additional step after banning special theme night jerseys
- The Sharks get blown out 10-2 two games in a row
- Lucic is arrested for domestic abuse
- Trouba wacks someone in the head with his stick and only gets fined
- The NHL tells Fleury he can’t wear a mask honoring his Indigenous’ wife’s culture
- Wild fire Dean Evason after a bad start to the season
- Perry gets his contract terminated and a crazy rumor is spread about him sleeping with Bedard’s mom

Did I miss anything? It's not even December.

Not sure if you're just going for NHL chaos, but there was the Adam Johnson death leading to an arrest.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

So to recap the season thus far:

- Pinto banned for half a season after gambling scandal
- Babcock fired before he even got to coach a game
- The Oilers get off to a terrible start after hockey media labeled them as contenders and McDavid’s “cup or bust” comment. Jay Woodcroft fired.
- The league bans pride tape on sticks as an additional step after banning special theme night jerseys
- The Sharks get blown out 10-2 two games in a row
- Lucic is arrested for domestic abuse
- Trouba wacks someone in the head with his stick and only gets fined
- The NHL tells Fleury he can’t wear a mask honoring his Indigenous’ wife’s culture
- Wild fire Dean Evason after a bad start to the season
- Perry gets his contract terminated and a crazy rumor is spread about him sleeping with Bedard’s mom

Did I miss anything? It's not even December.

Sens lose a first round pick because Vegas is unaware of the existence of Capfriendly.


I think by January Eugene Melnyk will have returned as a zombie and Corey Perry and Jeff Carter are going to spit roast him.

Meanwhile Sens fans be like:

 

[mattola]

So to recap the season thus far:

- Pinto banned for half a season after gambling scandal
- Babcock fired before he even got to coach a game
- The Oilers get off to a terrible start after hockey media labeled them as contenders and McDavid’s “cup or bust” comment. Jay Woodcroft fired.
- The league bans pride tape on sticks as an additional step after banning special theme night jerseys
- The Sharks get blown out 10-2 two games in a row
- Lucic is arrested for domestic abuse
- Trouba wacks someone in the head with his stick and only gets fined
- The NHL tells Fleury he can’t wear a mask honoring his Indigenous’ wife’s culture
- Wild fire Dean Evason after a bad start to the season
- Perry gets his contract terminated and a crazy rumor is spread about him sleeping with Bedard’s mom

Did I miss anything? It's not even December.

This is outrageously ill informed.

The pre-game meal would have been at Buca Di Beppo. Our Pierogi Mountain closed 3 years ago so they could open a Carvana vending machine.

so inaccurate Dash

The Sharks get blown out 10-2 two games in a row

should be

the Sharks get blown out 10-1 and 10-2 two games in a row.

 

[BGDave]

I think by January Eugene Melnyk will have returned as a zombie and Corey Perry and Jeff Carter are going to spit roast him.

A visual I did not need

 

[BGDave]

This is outrageously ill informed.

The pre-game meal would have been at Buca Di Beppo. Our Pierogi Mountain closed 3 years ago so they could open a Carvana vending machine.

It was the closest thing to a Russian restaurant in Columbus I could google. I have heard the Russian food scene is not up to par

 

[forty_three]

Sens lose a first round pick because Vegas is unaware of the existence of Capfriendly.

Jesus Christ, how did I forget that already?

 

[forty_three]

It was the closest thing to a Russian restaurant in Columbus I could google. I have heard the Russian food scene is not up to par

Also we don't have garages.


Today, I learned there is an actual restaurant named Pierogi Mountain and it wasn't just some made up silly name on a hockey message board.

 

[mattola]

Jesus Christ, how did I forget that already?

because it is so ridiculous it happened that its not believable

 

[dash]

the Sharks get blown out 10-1 and 10-2 two games in a row.

Meh, you're so pedantic

 

[KennyBanyeah]

With regards to Perry it just goes to show how antiquated the NHL brass remains. If a player is old and has lots of PIMs in his career he's by default a "good, character vet" who "plays the right way" and will be "good to mentor the young players". Doesn't hurt if he's Canadian and not some kind of European fun boy, eh?

And I mean should the Blackhawks be surprised that the guy who is an unrepentant, raging, degenerate fuckface on the ice turns out to be a degenerate fuckface off the ice? Oh this could easily apply to Lucic as well as Perry. To. A. Fucking. TEE.

Bush league dinosaurs running this league.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

OH and also ^^^^

Only in trash of NHL league does the plundering of a mother allow for baby Bedard to be in place of majestic Perry. Garbage in this league of Howe and Gretzky would not be permitted by Crosby. Or even the old bag Ovechkin. New players of this day have realized their pathetic weakness with the elimination of MVP of NHL Corey Perry. Perhaps he could of benefit on the side of new NHL great Sidney Crosby and achieve glories that were missed forever by the child Bedard. And his father.

 

[dash]

Bush league dinosaurs running this league.

What other major professional sports league in North America has had the same commissioner in place for over 30 years? This same commissioner has also presided over four work stoppages during his tenure, denies the existence of CTE, and has implemented a hard salary cap which has done very little to stop player salaries from rising, but locks GM's hands when trying to make in-season trades.

 

[mattola]

Meh, you're so pedantic

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

What other major professional sports league in North America has had the same commissioner in place for over 30 years?

I’m not trying to shit here but all of them basically lol. Stern was in the NBA for 30, Rozelle led the NFL for 30 and I’m pretty sure Bud Selig is still in charge of MLB or his soul assumed the form of the current guy.

 

[BGDave]

So to recap the season thus far:

- Pinto banned for half a season after gambling scandal
- Babcock fired before he even got to coach a game
- The Oilers get off to a terrible start after hockey media labeled them as contenders and McDavid’s “cup or bust” comment. Jay Woodcroft fired.
- The league bans pride tape on sticks as an additional step after banning special theme night jerseys
- The Sharks get blown out 10-2 two games in a row
- Lucic is arrested for domestic abuse
- Trouba wacks someone in the head with his stick and only gets fined
- The NHL tells Fleury he can’t wear a mask honoring his Indigenous’ wife’s culture
- Wild fire Dean Evason after a bad start to the season
- Perry gets his contract terminated and a crazy rumor is spread about him sleeping with Bedard’s mom

Did I miss anything? It's not even December.

Surprised Marchand didnt even make this list. What a crazy world.

Every Brad Marchand Controversy #bradmarchand #nhl #bostonbruins #hockey

www.youtube.com

 

[dash]

I’m not trying to shit here but all of them basically lol. Stern was in the NBA for 30, Rozelle led the NFL for 30 and I’m pretty sure Bud Selig is still in charge of MLB or his soul assumed the form of the current guy.

Yeah, but since Rozelle left, you had Tagliabue and then Goddell in the NFL. After Bowie Kuhn, you had Bud Selig and then Rob Manfred in MLB. NBA had Adam Silver take over for Stern. The only guy that has been a constant has been Gary.