One-Eye Appreciation Thread

[MadCaptain]

Uh, he scored into our net..

It was payback for Hedberg drinking all the rum prior to the game.

 

[Indian Chief]

That's a catch-22. If he hadn't finished off the rum, maybe he could have stopped it.

 

[MadCaptain]

White has caught the flu and will not participate in today's pillaging of the rangers.

The staff member who passed the flu to him has not been seen since the incident and is presumed to be lost at sea.

 

[MadCaptain]

It appears that Whitebeard has a new rival. He also happens to have been Whitebeard's 2nd in command over the past few seasons.

I know Mottau is unpopular here but these injuries are awful. I don't think he is good enough to return to the NHL if something similar to what happened to White occurs.

Colin White concerned about ex-Devils teammate Mike Mottau's eye injury | NJ.com

 

[Indian Chief]

Didn't like Mottau much on the ice but I wish him the best. That kind of stuff is no joke.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Did anyone see whitebeards bout with gervais wasn't home for the game and only saw a choppy YouTube video but it looked like he laid him out pretty good

 

[MadCaptain]

he got called for boarding the Islanders boat. then Gervais tried to stop his hostile takeover by instigating a fight. Whitebeard proceeded to knock him out in 1 punch. The announcers noted that he looked woozy after getting up.

It really wasn't much of a fight.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Good for whitebeard.just saw another clip Definatly looked woozy

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Well now I know why he looked woozy whitebeard broke his cheekbone when he hit him with the right hook yarrr

 

[MadCaptain]

We need a new solution for our offense:
Whitebeard


He can be our new #1 center and help Kovalchuk score goals

 

[Indian Chief]

I don't know about that. I think he'd take Kovy's head off after a game like last night. You're taking a chance with this...

 

[MadCaptain]

Bump.

Whitebeard is cruising through the waters on Long Island and now heading south to Atlanta for some pillaging

 

[devs30rko]

if this miracle happens i'm all for calling it whitebeards pillage

 

[MadCaptain]

It appears the ship has finally sunk with Whitebeard and A-train going down with it.

Seems like a fitting end to the season, with half our defense going down during the last stretch.

 

[Indian Chief]

RIP Whitebeard's Pillage of 2011

 

[MadCaptain]

Cup better walk the fucking plank.

How dare you compare Whitebeard to Lilies.

 

[devs30rko]

bump....

ARRGGGH name ye captain white beard