Official pats/falcons SB smack talk thread

[molsaniceman]

To be fair, people are hesitant to give New England defense its proper due, because they have literally played a whos' who of awful QB's since that Seattle game

Not saying they aren't for real, but Atlanta is a totally different animal than what they have seen most of this season

And on the other side of the coin falcons played some of the worse Ds in the league

Its actually a league problem there are way more bad teams than good teams in the NFL

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

And on the other side of the coin falcons played some of the worse Ds in the league

Its actually a league problem there are way more bad teams than good teams in the NFL

No argument here

 

[BigKen]

It's really difficult to keep up with all of these Falcon Fans.

What do call a falcon with all of its feathers plucked?

answer: rmilia

 

[BigKen]

Atlanta Falcon, Post Brady surgery 11:00 PM 2/5/2017

 

[BigKen]

Patriots' sub par Defense having a little Falcon Offense lunch

 

[rmilia1]

It's really difficult to keep up with all of these Falcon Fans.

What do call a falcon with all of its feathers plucked?

answer: rmilia

Please. You wanna pluck me?? I don't roll like that "big" Ken

 

[rmilia1]

I do love the smack talk but none of it is gonna stop Atlanta from dropping 5 TD'S on your ass

 

[Tainthappening]

Patriots' sub par Defense having a little Falcon Offense lunch

Go Pheasants.. errr Falcons!!!

 

[Chewbaccer]

Yeah, ummmmm, no, not going to happen.

Wait and see.

 

[Chewbaccer]

We don't need them, we want them.

Atlanta fans are so new to this it's adorable. I noticed they got all riled up about a Shaugnessy article too.

What the hell is a Shaugnessy?

And you can want all you want to, but when Atlanta wins by 3 scores, you'll have some southern fried crow to eat.

 

[Chewbaccer]

AVI bet? Although, I doubt I can find anything more fucked up than the one you have, I can at least make it relatable to football.

Ask @SlinkyRedfoot when I do avi bets, I go all out and I expect the same from you.

I will agree to an avi bet, but if I lose I don't want an avy where it's obvious I lost an avi bet on the Super Bowl. I want something that will have people asking what the fuck is wrong with me.

Cause if I win, there's a good chance your avy will be Tom Brady photoshopped in Ned Beatty's place from the infamous Deliverance scene.

 

[Chewbaccer]

AVI bet? Although, I doubt I can find anything more fucked up than the one you have, I can at least make it relatable to football.

And what the fuck you got against Keith Whitley?

 

[Chewbaccer]

How do yoh like yours prepared? I'll have on waiting for you if Atlanta wins. Assuming you show up at dinner time?

I'll be here. Might be the Monday after the game because I do have to work for a living, but I'll be here. And just like most foods, crow is best served deep fried.

 

[Droopdog51]

And what the fuck you got against Keith Whitley?

Well, he did drink himself to death over Lorrie Morgan.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Well, he did drink himself to death over Lorrie Morgan.

He had some demons, that's for sure, but he's in my top 5 of all time, and I've been crowned king of karaoke numerous times with his songs.

And I'm a fan of Lorrie Morgan as well.

 

[rmilia1]

He had some demons, that's for sure, but he's in my top 5 of all time, and I've been crowned king of karaoke numerous times with his songs.

And I'm a fan of Lorrie Morgan as well.

I usually go DJ EZ Rock and Rob Base "It takes 2", Young MC "Bust a Move", Hammer " 2 Legit 2 Quit" or Coolio " Gangstas Paradise"

 

[Chewbaccer]

I usually go DJ EZ Rock and Rob Base "It takes 2", Young MC "Bust a Move", Hammer " 2 Legit 2 Quit" or Coolio " Gangstas Paradise"

Never heard of any of those.

I don't venture too far beyond Waylon, Willie, George and Merle.

 

[rmilia1]

Never heard of any of those.

I don't venture too far beyond Waylon, Willie, George and Merle.

I sang a karaoke song with Willie Nelson in Las Vegas. True Story

 

[Chewbaccer]

I sang a karaoke song with Willie Nelson in Las Vegas. True Story

That's cool. I've never met him. Seen him probably 50 times in concert though.

 

[Droopdog51]

He had some demons, that's for sure, but he's in my top 5 of all time, and I've been crowned king of karaoke numerous times with his songs.

And I'm a fan of Lorrie Morgan as well.

While he does have some good songs (10 ft. away, Somebody's doin me right, I wonder, etc.), there is no way he is in the top 10 let alone 5.

Lorrie Morgan is complete trash if you ask me...just a personal opinion.