Official pats/falcons SB smack talk thread

[Chewbaccer]

You were only hoping it was permanent so I'd stop bitch slapping you every time you're wrong on here. I hear corn starch is good for diaper rash. Try using some Skippy.

No, I'm glad you're back, I rather enjoyed slapping you around and making you look retarded everytime you clicked the submit button. It's a shame you decided to show up so late as it's about my bed time, but if you don't puss out again, I'll be glad to make you my bitch again tomorrow in the PM.

 

[NEPatsfan]

No, I'm glad you're back, I rather enjoyed slapping you around and making you look retarded everytime you clicked the submit button. It's a shame you decided to show up so late as it's about my bed time, but if you don't puss out again, I'll be glad to make you my bitch again tomorrow in the PM.

You might slap something around a lot, but I can assure people it isn't a Patriots fan.

 

[Chewbaccer]

FIFY

Yawn. Editing other's posts is sign of an impending meltdown. What's next? You gonna go through my post history and neg all my posts?

 

[NWPATSFAN]

No, I'm glad you're back, I rather enjoyed slapping you around and making you look retarded everytime you clicked the submit button. It's a shame you decided to show up so late as it's about my bed time, but if you don't puss out again, I'll be glad to make you my bitch again tomorrow in the PM.

I've had more interesting conversations with okra. Night night Skippy

 

[Chewbaccer]

You might slap something around a lot, but I can assure people it isn't a Patriots fan.

Most Pats fans do show some semblance of wit, but I guess this thread attracts the bottom of the barrel, easy target types.

 

[NEPatsfan]

Most Pats fans do show some semblance of wit, but I guess this thread attracts the bottom of the barrel, easy target types.

Says the guy that thinks turning left repeatedly is a skill.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Yawn. Editing other's posts is sign of an impending meltdown. What's next? You gonna go through my post history and neg all my posts?

It's amazing you have 21k posts. Were they all on the Nascar and the redneck BBQ/Music boards? Because you've proven you have no idea how these football boards work.
Everyone (-) the two Mylanta fans think meme's are more enjoyable then listening to you.
The majority of us go around FIFY-ing, yet you're the only who thinks that's a sign of a meltdown.
You have zero football knowlegde. Guess you're just trying to hang out with the men?
Go to bed Skippy the school bus comes early.

 

[True Lakers Fan]

He is good TV.

Better than fucking zombies.....

well shit, that's not saying much but yes he is better than zombies but I'd take the Zombies over Here comes Honey Boo Boo or Duck Dynasty or Kardassians

 

[Hank Kingsley]

I usually play poker until 3 AM on Friday nights and I'm usually out drinking until at least 3 AM on Saturdays. I'm dead most Sundays.

To quote T Bone Walker,

"They call it stormy Monday, but Tuesday is as just as bad
Yeah, they call it stormy Monday but Tuesday, Tuesday is as just as bad
You know Wednesday is worst, and Thursday, oh so sad

The eagle flies on Friday and Saturday I'll go out to play
Oh, the eagle flies on Friday and Saturday I'll go out to play
The seventh day I'll rest and I'll kneel down to pray"

Never, ever been done better than by Les Breres.

Who recently lost Butch Trucks I hear, self inflicted gunshot wound in front of his wife?????

What has the world come to?

 

[Hank Kingsley]

well shit, that's not saying much but yes he is better than zombies but I'd take the Zombies over Here comes Honey Boo Boo or Duck Dynasty or Kardassians

The fact you may have actually seen those to initiate a comparison algorithm in your grey matter is disturbing.....

 

[Rex Racer]

Chewy isn't even a Falcons fan lol. There are like 3 or 4 on the board. And I hardly think I'm a sidekick. I'm the fucking lead dog in every situation on my life, always have been, always will be. From womb to tomb my man.

If you're the lead dog, that must be one seriously slow sled

 

[NWPATSFAN]

If you're the lead dog, that must be one seriously slow sled

Anything faster than a sloth is considered quick in the south. Ain't that right Paw?

 

[True Lakers Fan]

The fact you may have actually seen those to initiate a comparison algorithm in your grey matter is disturbing.....

Just knowing they actually ever existed is deeply disturbing - they are images you could forget, but in my defense, only briefly when flipping the channels. I was not mentally strong enough to watch even a 10 percent of that crap

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Just knowing they actually ever existed is deeply disturbing - they are images you could forget, but in my defense, only briefly when flipping the channels. I was not mentally strong enough to watch even a 10 percent of that crap

I told my doctor, "It hurts when I do this."

He said, "Then don't do that."

Words to live by.

OK, it wasn't my doctor, but the song remains the same.....

 

[Rex Racer]

Anything faster than a sloth is considered quick in the south. Ain't that right Paw?

That's right, Mark.

 

[True Lakers Fan]

I told my doctor, "It hurts when I do this."

He said, "Then don't do that."

Words to live by.

OK, it wasn't my doctor, but the song remains the same.....

I don't watch much tv really. I play on the internet or work in the internet most of the time. Jeopardy is fun to watch and Family Feud.

 

[Rex Racer]

I told my doctor, "It hurts when I do this."

He said, "Then don't do that."

Words to live by.

OK, it wasn't my doctor, but the song remains the same.....

So Robert Plant told you?

 

[Hank Kingsley]

That's right, Mark.

When I was at university in the early 70's, I had a 17" Toshiba colour TV.

My floor used to call me to bring out the TV to the lounge so we could watch. They called me with a "PPPPAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

It was great. All herbed up and shit watching Micah, Muck and Mucus...... It was on every night at 11 PM. We never missed it.

Even though it was black and white.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

I don't watch much tv really. I play on the internet or work in the internet most of the time. Jeopardy is fun to watch and Family Feud.

I watch a lot of TV. I admit it.

I don't have a phone so I'm free to watch TV.....

 

[Hank Kingsley]

So Robert Plant told you?

He may well have at some point.