Official 2016 Fantasy Baseball Thread

[Chewbaccer]

Cut the niceties. This trade business is savagely cut-throat. You really need to have a "fuck you" attitude to succeed

I feel a little dirty posting in the Phillies board as it is.

 

[Omar 382]

I feel a little dirty posting in the Phillies board as it is.

It's OK. I wonder if you combined the Braves and Phillies' rosters and only took the best 25 players, would this hypothetical team still finish last in the NL East?

 

[Chewbaccer]

It's OK. I wonder if you combined the Braves and Phillies' rosters and only took the best 25 players, would this hypothetical team still finish last in the NL East?

Probably. I'd have to imagine we'd be using basically the entire Phillies' bullpen.

 

[Omar 382]

Probably. I'd have to imagine we'd be using basically the entire Phillies' bullpen.

No way dude. You guys have both Grilli AND Jim Johnson in your bullpen, both guys who've had a lot of success in the majors. The Phillies closer competition is between LUIS GARCIA and DAVID HERNANDEZ. Let that sink in.

I think the closest competition is in CF between Herrera and former Phillie Rule-5 draft pick Ender Inciarte. I'd probably go with Dubes, but you could make a case for regression with a .387 BABIP last year (his BABIP numbers were also high in the minors but not that high)

 

[Chewbaccer]

No way dude. You guys have both Grilli AND Jim Johnson in your bullpen, both guys who've had a lot of success in the majors. The Phillies closer competition is between LUIS GARCIA and DAVID HERNANDEZ. Let that sink in.

I think the closest competition is in CF between Herrera and former Phillie Rule-5 draft pick Ender Inciarte. I'd probably go with Dubes, but you could make a case for regression with a .387 BABIP last year (his BABIP numbers were also high in the minors but not that high)

Jim Johnson kinda fell off the wagon when he went to LA last year, and Grilli is old and coming off a major injury. Vizcaino will likely be our closer.

 

[Omar 382]

Jim Johnson kinda fell off the wagon when he went to LA last year, and Grilli is old and coming off a major injury. Vizcaino will likely be our closer.

Grilli was still a top-10 reliever when he pitched last year. Regardless, I think it's safe to say the Braves BP should be much better than that of the Phillies' with Dalier Hinojosa and co.

 

[Omar 382]

@obxyankeefan trade sent that will bolster your SP

 

[Omar 382]

Someone surely needs a SP...

 

[northeastphillyguy]

Someone surely needs a SP...

Yea. That would be me.

 

[Omar 382]

Yea. That would be me.

Lindor and Donaldson for Matt Carpenter and Cy Cole

 

[Omar 382]

Only a week until Opening Day! I hope everyone is preparing their asses with lube so it won't hurt as much when I bend you all over and fuck you for the next six months

 

[Frizzle]

Only a week until Opening Day! I hope everyone is preparing their asses with lube so it won't hurt as much when I bend you all over and fuck you for the next six months

No need for lube....

 

[Omar 382]

No need for lube....

Your call man. It's really just a preference thing/comfort feel you've got to get down with your boyfriend

 

[powerchord86]

I drafted Franco for my team yous guise! I'm so excited!

 

[Omar 382]

Motherfucking A.J. Pollock. FUCK

 

[Omar 382]

Fucking cocksucker

 

[Cedrique]

Matt Holliday is Garbage!

 

[Omar 382]

@navamind trade sent

 

[northeastphillyguy]

The Floridabestbeers (My Fantasy team) is off to a good start today. So far my starters have won two games.

 

[Omar 382]

The Floridabestbeers (My Fantasy team) is off to a good start today. So far my starters have won two games.

They're called categories FYI. And great job!