Off Season Time Kill

[nefansince75]

Am I the only one surprised that Charlie hasn't posted a picture of some ugly dude between two babes while declaring it his favorite sandwich?

 

[Yankee Traveler]

But if you put soup between two slices of white bread then it is a sandwich, right?

See, I can be stupidly obtuse, too.

Ever heard the phrase "fucked up like a soup sandwich"?

 

[Yankee Traveler]

Am I the only one surprised that Charlie hasn't posted a picture of some ugly dude between two babes while declaring it his favorite sandwich?

I was going to make reference of me between my wife and her girlfriend, but she won't get one for me.

 

[BigKen]

A sandwich is usually designated as meats, cheeses and condiments between two pieces of bread. A hotdog roll is one solid piece of bread with meat in the middle not two separate piecessandwich definition - Yahoo Search Results.

I can describe one sandwich, very carefully without bread:

Me, naked between Sofia Vegara and Jennifer Lopez.

I'd nibble but never bite.

 

[Shoeshine Boy]

Somebody’s got a type

 

[nefansince75]

I was going to make reference of me between my wife and her girlfriend, but she won't get one for me.

If it were me and the sandwich was my wife and her girlfriend I'd figure out how to turn it into an open face sandwich (I'll let you guess which slice is tossed aside)...

 

[Southieinnc]

Once you put it in a bun, it's a sandwich. Lying in a plate next to a pile of beans, no, it's still a hot dog.

Put it in a tortilla, it's a burrito.....

 

[Southieinnc]

A sandwich is usually designated as meats, cheeses and condiments between two pieces of bread. A hotdog roll is one solid piece of bread with meat in the middle not two separate piecessandwich definition - Yahoo Search Results.

 

[Southieinnc]

What about an open-faced sandwich? I mean it’s got sandwich in the name, but it’s just one piece of bread and is meant to be eaten with utensils, which flies right in the face of the original intent of a sandwich being a finger food.

Finger Food?

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Definitely not a sandwich

 

[cheerupcharlie]

I’ve seen that look before!

 

[YankeeRebel]

Question Of The Day:
What kind of secret society would you like to start?

 

[Southieinnc]

I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you.....

 

[Shoeshine Boy]

The Society for the Promotion of Lettuce Wraps as Sandwiches

 

[Southieinnc]

The Society for the Promotion of Lettuce Wraps as Sandwiches

Will "low carb burgers" be able to join?

 

[Shoeshine Boy]

Looks like a sandwich to me, I’ll allow it

 

[Yankee Traveler]

This is covered in the definition I found from Miriam-Webster and is a valid alternate presentation for a sandwich.

From dictionary.com

noun
1) two or more slices of bread or the like with a layer of meat, fish, cheese, etc., between each pair.

2)something resembling or suggesting a sandwich, as something in horizontal layers:
a plywood sandwich.

verb (used with object)
1)to put into a sandwich.

2)to insert between two other things:
to sandwich an appointment between two board meetings.


Two or more slices of bread. Not one.

Looks like Merriam Webster is wrong.

 

[Yankee Traveler]

Question Of The Day:
What kind of secret society would you like to start?

One where I could infiltrate every dictionary/definition outfit and remove Open Faced from the Sandwich (Noun) definition.

 

[Yankee Traveler]

Looks like a sandwich to me, I’ll allow it

I won't.

 

[Shoeshine Boy]

Well you’re not part of the secret society so you can fuck right on off