Off Season Time Kill

[BigKen]

The Stand Your Ground Chicken

By Big Ken

Novel in the making

It'll have to wait. I wrote the first two chapters of my new one yesterday.

 

[YankeeRebel]

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It'll have to wait. I wrote the first two chapters of my new one yesterday.

Living Free and Dying?

 

[Yankee Traveler]

I don't know for sure we may have to ask a Vermonter

Born in Mass, raised in VT...so I do not have the requisite knowledge of cow intelligence....or ass lickability.

 

[nefansince75]

Born in Mass, raised in VT...so I do not have the requisite knowledge of cow intelligence....or ass lickability.

Oh Charlie.. Where are you hiding. This thread has so much material for you. Instead I keep putting words in your mouth.

 

[BigKen]

Living Free and Dying?

Staying inside and crying.

 

[cheerupcharlie]

Oh Charlie.. Where are you hiding. This thread has so much material for you. Instead I keep putting words in your mouth.

I’m at work. Believe me... there’s a lot that needs to be said!!!

 

[sharkymcwrath]

A sandwich IMO requires two pieces of bread period!!!! If you disagree you can go lick a retarded cow's asshole. Adding sandwich to the title does not make it so. An open face "Sandwich" is just the local blue plate special. A lobster roll is served in a roll similar to a Hot Dog but it's called a Lobster Roll as a Hot Dog should be called a Hot Dog Roll, etc etc etc...

You need to speak to my wife. She refuses to use two pieces of bread on anything and now she's teaching that shit to my kid. It infuriates me even though it actually doesn't effect me one bit other than us having more bread.

 

[Southieinnc]

Question Of The Day:
How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?

1 if the elephant chokes on it!

 

[cheerupcharlie]

1 if the elephant chokes on it!

Who here still doesn’t “choke his chicken”? Shit... I’ve done it twice already today.

 

[nefansince75]

You need to speak to my wife. She refuses to use two pieces of bread on anything and now she's teaching that shit to my kid. It infuriates me even though it actually doesn't effect me one bit other than us having more bread.

Who cares what they call the food they are eating? It's why the question is such a great one (shout out to YReb!)... Even the dictionary sites disagree. Call it whatever you want because at the end of the day we are all talking about food.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Who cares what they call the food they are eating? It's why the question is such a great one (shout out to YReb!)... Even the dictionary sites disagree. Call it whatever you want because at the end of the day we are all talking about food.

 

[YankeeRebel]

Question Of The Day:

What’s the most useless talent you have?

 

[Southieinnc]

Question Of The Day:

What’s the most useless talent you have?

I can play the "Jew's harp"

 

[Yankee Traveler]

Question Of The Day:

What’s the most useless talent you have?

Making fart noises with my hands.


I crack myself up.

 

[YankeeRebel]

I can play the "Jew's harp"

That is actually cool

 

[YankeeRebel]

Question Of The Day:

What’s the most useless talent you have?

I guess poetry, I write a lot of poems but it never really yielded anything.

 

[nefansince75]

I guess poetry, I write a lot of poems but it never really yielded anything.

My ability to see the flaws of others. It is so useless because they refuse to listen.

 

[cheerupcharlie]

Question Of The Day:

What’s the most useless talent you have?

I can “gleek” further than anyone. Anyone. The furthest I’ve measured is 12 feet.

For those who don’t know what “gleeking” is, it’s shooting saliva out of the glands beneath your tongue.

 

[nefansince75]

I can “gleek” further than anyone. Anyone. The furthest I’ve measured is 12 feet.

For those who don’t know what “gleeking” is, it’s shooting saliva out of the glands beneath your tongue.

You might want to change your picture to this :

 

[cheerupcharlie]

I think I’m getting one of these bad boys.