Nothing happened in Sports (that count) yesterday

[RedSoxWorrld]

We prefer to have our kids believe that the only times we've ever had sex is when mommy and daddy created you both from our love for each other...

I have doubts that they believe it.

thats probably because they know you're and ugly bastard and cant fathom how somethign as hot as your wife would let you in

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Fuck that...I lived in Kansas for nearly 3 years...

Tornadoes are far and way the worst weather event to deal with....completely random, no or very little warning...

You get killed by a hurricane, you're either a fucking idiot, or in a coma and left to die be someone else who evacuated...

The worst part of Sandy in our area, is that we dealt with the same exact warnings a year prior and we got a drizzle. People shrugged off Sandy as the same type of warnings, with very unfortunate circumstances for many

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

back to back calls...some douche from long island...uppety asshole, didnt like any answer i gave...demanded everything in 30 seconds...what an asshole

then took a call from a guy in GA...nicest talk i had all week

"no rush" he said..."its summer"

man, theyre different down there

I credit the anti-sodomy laws.

 

[Rock Strongo]

JDs wife is a prime example of out kicking your coverage

 

[Kate Upton]

Guy in GA makes $20K due to lower performance though compared to the dude on LI making $100K+

The guy in Long Island is also the same dumbass paying his 100K for rent in a crappy studio.

 

[Rock Strongo]

I credit the anti-sodomy laws.

i swear, and its not my NY hatred...but every call i get from NY is some demanding, angry asshole. i found it easier to deal with people who dont speak english than to deal with NYers...so i traded my territory for the international accounts.

this one dude on long island used to just leave me voicemails yelling at me

 

[Kate Upton]

thats probably because they know you're and ugly bastard and cant fathom how somethign as hot as your wife would let you in

Terrible...in every facet imaginable

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

The worst part of Sandy in our area, is that we dealt with the same exact warnings a year prior and we got a drizzle. People shrugged off Sandy as the same type of warnings, with very unfortunate circumstances for many

did ny'ers practice looting during the drizzle?

 

[Kate Upton]

JDs wife is a prime example of out kicking your coverage

You're stealing material from Cowboy now?

What an awful week it's been for you.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

The guy in Long Island is also the same dumbass paying his 100K for rent in a crappy studio.

Yeah but the other guy lives in Georgia

 

[Rock Strongo]

You're stealing material from Cowboy now?

What an awful week it's been for you.

he said that?

hes a smart little mexican then

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

did ny'ers practice looting during the drizzle?

I have a "I know Karate" sign on my door, so I wouldn't know

 

[cerealboi]

Floffman barges in here and starts beboppin' and scattin' all over the place.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

You're stealing material from Cowboy now?

What an awful week it's been for you.

I'm still shocked the New Yorker part of his story was an asshole

 

[Kate Upton]

Yeah but the other guy lives in Georgia

I've actually never been there...except the Atlanta airport.

But I'm sure it's cheap!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Yeah but the other guy lives in Georgia

This^.

I grew up down south, and yeah people are "surface nicer," but if you want really genuinely friendly people that would do anything for you, you gotta go to the eastern caribbean.

 

[Floffman]

Yeah but the other guy lives in Georgia

Word

I have a "I know Karate" sign on my door, so I wouldn't know

That wont help you when they show up with a gun.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Floffman barges in here and starts beboppin' and scattin' all over the place.

It was like I was making a prison break. You know and I'm I'm heading for the wall and I trip and I twist my ankle and they throw that light on you. So, somehow I get through the crying and I keep running. Then the cursing started. She's firing at me from the guard towers. Son-of-a-bang son-of-a-boom! I get to the top of the wall -- the front door. I open it up, I'm one-foot away, I take one last look around the penitentiary, and I jumped.

 

[Down38st8]

I've actually never been there...except the Atlanta airport.

But I'm sure it's cheap!

Fucking hate that airport...that and Philly...worst layovers imaginable...

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I've actually never been there...except the Atlanta airport.

But I'm sure it's cheap!

Same here. Stopover in Atl a time or 2

Seems common