Nothing happened in Sports (that count) yesterday

[Kate Upton]

No I got a PS3...what I have been doing lately is managing a MLB franchise (not even playing games). Pretty fun.



I was going nuts before last night...had not seen my girl in a week and a half...she isn't walking straight today.

Word.

Kids being gone = we can fuck like we did before we had kids...which is to put it mildly, "wildly"

Gotta take advantage of the time and opportunities you are presented with.

 

[Down38st8]

Here is a picture of the damage Rhode Island took from "Superstorm Sandy"

 

[Kate Upton]

"Fuck Yes. Dirts gonna be there right?"

Probably...in her mind.

Asshole.

 

[b_lake]

Word.

Kids being gone = we can fuck like we did before we had kids...which is to put it mildly, "wildly"

Gotta take advantage of the time and opportunities you are presented with.

My lady and I fuck like that anyway...Our kid's a hard sleeper...

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

Word


B_lake how come you pay for xbox live with your welfare?

three letters

E B T

 

[Kate Upton]

I call them, "I ain't going out in that shit"...

That won't bring FEMA to your neighborhood.

 

[Floffman]

My wife is complaining about being sore, no way that was Dirt's doing...

We told him 4" is avg don't ruin it.

 

[Rock Strongo]

We call it rain

we call tornadoes "wind"

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

Probably...in her mind.

Asshole.

you should switch the words mind and asshole

 

[Kate Upton]

JD,

If the kids are gone until Sunday why is she at the local pool? Banging the life guard too? If she is cheating on me I will be pissed.

We don't have a lifeguard. Our HMA is too cheap for that shit.

"No lifeguard on duty. Swim at your own risk"

 

[Rock Strongo]

back to back calls...some douche from long island...uppety asshole, didnt like any answer i gave...demanded everything in 30 seconds...what an asshole

then took a call from a guy in GA...nicest talk i had all week

"no rush" he said..."its summer"

man, theyre different down there

 

[black francis]

we call tornadoes "wind"

I thought you called them "gustahs"

 

[Floffman]

Word.

Kids being gone = we can fuck like we did before we had kids...which is to put it mildly, "wildly"

Gotta take advantage of the time and opportunities you are presented with.

So like me everytime...I knew you were envious. So when is your daughter getting fake canns?

My lady and I fuck like that anyway...Our kid's a hard sleeper...

Must not be that wild than.

three letters

E B T

HAHAHA

 

[Floffman]

We don't have a lifeguard. Our HMA is too cheap for that shit.

"No lifeguard on duty. Swim at your own risk"

Good thing I brought my floaties (they are in your pic)

back to back calls...some douche from long island...uppety asshole, didnt like any answer i gave...demanded everything in 30 seconds...what an asshole

then took a call from a guy in GA...nicest talk i had all week

"no rush" he said..."its summer"

man, theyre different down there

Guy in GA makes $20K due to lower performance though compared to the dude on LI making $100K+

 

[Kate Upton]

My lady and I fuck like that anyway...Our kid's a hard sleeper...

We prefer to have our kids believe that the only times we've ever had sex is when mommy and daddy created you both from our love for each other...

I have doubts that they believe it.

 

[Paul Fizzle]

I won't let that happen

Round up all the minorities and start a "Justice for Fizzle" crusade.

We will be heard !!!!

 

[Down38st8]

I thought you called them "gustahs"

Fuck that...I lived in Kansas for nearly 3 years...

Tornadoes are far and way the worst weather event to deal with....completely random, no or very little warning...

You get killed by a hurricane, you're either a fucking idiot, or in a coma and left to die be someone else who evacuated...

 

[Paul Fizzle]

You're on ignore, anyway.

Why would you do something as foolish as ignoring me?

You are missing out on quality journalism.

 

[Kate Upton]

So like me everytime...I knew you were envious. So when is your daughter getting fake canns?

What a dick...

 

[Kate Upton]

Good thing I brought my floaties (they are in your pic)

What a dick...part 2