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Forward Jochen Hecht is returning to play for the Buffalo Sabres after agreeing to a one-year contract, his German professional team has announced.

Hecht has spent this season playing for his hometown team of Adler Mannheim, which posted news of the player's signing with the Sabres on its website Friday. The team said he's prepared to travel to Buffalo on Saturday.

Hecht will rejoin the Sabres, where he's played for the past nine NHL seasons. His career has been slowed by concussion-related injuries. Last season, Hecht missed 60 games, including the final 34, because of concussions.

Sabres captain Jason Pominville spent part of the NHL lockout playing with Hecht in Germany. Pominville said this week that Hecht was healthy and interested in returning to play for Buffalo.

Read more: German pro team announces Jochen Hecht set to return to Buffalo Sabres on a one-year deal | Fox News

I'm glad to see he's back and has recovered enough to keep playing.
 

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I wanted to be angry at you for the shitty pun, IPW, but Hecht, who am I kidding? I can't be mad at you for long.
 

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I'll be honest, I've spent the past 30 minutes looking for his middle name, and came up with nothing. I'm buffaloed.
 

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Im glad you're not Jochen that he's back, Hecht we can always use another center that kills penalties.
 

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I'll be honest, I've spent the past 30 minutes looking for his middle name, and came up with nothing. I'm buffaloed.

Two of these shitty puns in one thread? As a die-hard Star Wars fan, I sentence you to death.

Beheading by lightsabre.
 

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Two of these shitty puns in one thread? As a die-hard Star Wars fan, I sentence you to death.

Beheading by lightsabre.

lots of sabre rattling in this post
 

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lots of sabre rattling in this post

That's not even a pun! Pretty lame, which is a shame, since I normally Pegula-ts better when it comes to wordplay. It's cool, though; you'll be fine after a few beers. You prefer Miller, right?
 

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That's not even a pun! Pretty lame, which is a shame, since I normally Pegula-ts better when it comes to wordplay. It's cool, though; you'll be fine after a few beers. You prefer Miller, right?

Miller? thats pretty Light. While I sit here in the Buff, I can only think that I ott to quit while Im ahead
 
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