Maybe I could call in sick to work, not tell the wife, head to the bar. That could work.
I'd ask my wife to drop me off there and tell her I'd just get a cab back home. I have a very accommodating wife and she let's me do stuff like that. I have a Cheers type bar I go to where the bartenders are good friends and baseball fanatics and I had them a credit card and tell them to keep the cold ones coming til it stops working and then shove me toward a cab.