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Missouri You're Officially Out of The SEC

Wild Turkey

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They could add to your BCS bowl win total.

Awesome but then they go back to being irrelevant though right? Kinda like they are in the Big 12.
 

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Awesome but then they go back to being irrelevant though right? Kinda like they are in the Big 12.

Not sure, usually irrelevant Big 12 teams go on to have success in the SEC.
 

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Missouri is playing Toledo this week...AT TOLEDO!!!!!!!!!!

That's it you're out of the conference that is so un-SEC that it's an embarrassment to the entire league. If I was Slive I would fine you all your network money this season and distribute it to the respectable schools that know how to schedule and refuse to travel.

Shape up or ship out Mizzou!

If you aren't being sarcastic then this is interesting...blasting Mizzou for playing Toledo a current FBS school yet your Tiger play FCS school Samford on 11/22?:scratch:
 

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Its ok, we have clarification now. This is the week they had on the schedule to complete the renovations on the stadium. Mizzou wanted to fit in so they got rid of the outhouses at the stadium and put in new bathrooms with indoor plumbing and everything.
 

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Its ok, we have clarification now. This is the week they had on the schedule to complete the renovations on the stadium. Mizzou wanted to fit in so they got rid of the outhouses at the stadium and put in new bathrooms with indoor plumbing and everything.

Now all Mizzou has to do is "train" the fans to use them instead of urinating/crapping where the outhouse use to be...:pound:
 

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Its ok, we have clarification now. This is the week they had on the schedule to complete the renovations on the stadium. Mizzou wanted to fit in so they got rid of the outhouses at the stadium and put in new bathrooms with indoor plumbing and everything.

Did they get real bricks too?
 

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Now all Mizzou has to do is "train" the fans to use them instead of urinating/crapping where the outhouse use to be...:pound:

They're handing out instruction manuals, with Pictures for the Mizzou fans, so the cleanup is held to a minimum in the training process.
 

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If you aren't being sarcastic then this is interesting...blasting Mizzou for playing Toledo a current FBS school yet your Tiger play FCS school Samford on 11/22?:scratch:

I think you missed the point so let me help you out:

1. I've no problem with them playing Toledo.

2. I do have a problem with them playing AT Toledo.

In case you don't understand bolding when something is bolded that means the writer wants to emphasize that word. Therefor I want you understand that Missouri is leaving their state traveling to Ohio in order to play Toledo at Toledo's home stadium.

If you have any more problems please do not hesitate to let me know.
 

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They're handing out instruction manuals :scratch:, with Pictures for the Mizzou fans, so the cleanup is held to a minimum in the training process.

Diapers might be a more effective "training tool" here Bo instead of something that required a 1st grade education or above.

just sayin...

BTW...


Once "soiled" the used diapers could be used safely to throw at the Refs, Opps players, own players OR just at each other.
 
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I think you missed the point so let me help you out:

1. I've no problem with them playing Toledo.

2. I do have a problem with them playing AT Toledo.

In case you don't understand bolding when something is bolded that means the writer wants to emphasize that word. Therefor I want you understand that Missouri is leaving their state traveling to Ohio in order to play Toledo at Toledo's home stadium.

If you have any more problems please do not hesitate to let me know.

Okay I wonder how long ago this game was scheduled? I'm sure it was decided upon before Mizzou was part of the SEC. You do realize that college football programs schedule games years in advance don't you? Or maybe you don't.:noidea:
 

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Diapers might be a more effective "training tool" here Bo instead of something that required a 1st grade education or above.

just sayin...

BTW...


Once "soiled" the used diapers could be used safely to throw at the Refs, Opps players, own players OR just at each other.

monkeypoo.jpg
 

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Okay I wonder how long ago this game was scheduled? I'm sure it was decided upon before Mizzou was part of the SEC. You do realize that college football programs schedule games years in advance don't you? Or maybe you don't.:noidea:

You do realize this is a joke thread you really can't be this dense.
 

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Now all Mizzou has to do is "train" the fans to use them instead of urinating/crapping where the outhouse use to be...:pound:
No rebuttal on K St inventing the easy schedule I take it :lame:

edit: I thought you were a K St fan. IIRC they used to be in your top 3
 

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I believe this is a first offense. If so, then perhaps a fine and having their AD attend an SEC Scheduling Training session. If it's not a first offense, kick their ass out as they clearly have no desire to become a true member of the SEC.

A first offense fine? You kidding?

First offense in the SEC means the members of Missouri's team vote on whether or not they think they should stay in the SEC.
 

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A first offense fine? You kidding?

First offense in the SEC means the members of Missouri's team vote on whether or not they think they should stay in the SEC.

Damn Less Miles. LSU should never have hired him now Mizzou will be able to stay in the conference for sure.
 

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That excuse does not hold water. A&M is just as new as Mizzou and they have had no problems immediately adapting to the SEC OOC scheduling policies.
It's especially stupid when you consider that you have the "being new to the conference, we didn't have control over our schedule, so we had to cancel OOCs to give IC flexibility" excuse.:L
 

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They play at Arkansas State next year.

They also have games scheduled @Purdue, @Wyoming, and @ Memphis :L
 
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