MDP - Commentary thread all yours dude. Join you all in the second half

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

JOSE LOOKS LIKE THE SNL COMMERCIAL WHERE THEY GET THEIR PUBES IMPLANTED ON THEIR HEAD

how can I not rep that?

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

It's obvious Brozan has been watching old Kapono tapes.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Also every time Jose clap clap clap, I'm reminded of some classic posts by Winsbro

 

[froman77]

 

[Marco Doubypops]

YOU GOTTA LET THINGS GO. WAS THE LAST YEAR OF VINCE BEING A PUSSY WORTH MORE THAN ALL THE YEARS BEFORE WHERE HE WAS ESSENTIALLY THE MOST ENTERTAINING GUY IN THE LEAGUE, TOOK US TO THE 2ND ROUND, AND MADE US THE MOST FUN TEAM IN THE LEAGUE? I DONT THINK SO.

BUT I STILL GOT A BAD TASTE FROM ALL THIS SANTORUM HE LEFT IN MY MOUTH, SO I CANT PUT HIM IN MY FAVE FIVE AS BOOKER WOULD SAY.

I get really hyped on my teams, bros.

And you may be shocked to know this, but I even get hyped for bad teams and shitty years, I blindly root for playoff births and deep runs in the postseason even if it's not a lineup worthy of starting in college.

So imagine me as a kid when we had all the pieces, we were young, we were good, we were exciting. I watched and went "oooooh" and "ahhhhhh" with the crowd.

I got one of those little basketball nets from Staples and stuck it on the back of the door in my room and I'd try to dunk: through the legs, around the back, 40'' vertical reverse 360 windmill and I'd pretend for that moment that I was Vince. That I was the star of the city of Toronto.

Now imagine a kid seeing this diety stop trying completely, rip the city, he clearly wanted out.

That turn of events was a worse feeling than losing in game 7 of the Finals 1000 times, because it meant that we weren't even going to end up close enough to smell it.

I'll never get over that torment and he can never be forgiven. Fuck Vince.

 

[CarlWinslow]

balderon's going to piss out a tripple double tonight

 

[froman77]

GOOD WORK PHAROAH

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

How is it possible that Baldy jumped higher than Varejao and another Cav taller than him?

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Unusual Butthole already matched White Flag status in six games. Owl could not come back soon enough...yes, I realized what I just typed

 

[CarlWinslow]

Also every time Jose clap clap clap, I'm reminded of some classic posts by Winsbro

everytime he speaks i'm reminded of my asshole in the mirror

 

[froman77]

I get really hyped on my teams, bros.

And you may be shocked to know this, but I even get hyped for bad teams and shitty years, I blindly root for playoff births and deep runs in the postseason even if it's not a lineup worthy of starting in college.

So imagine me as a kid when we had all the pieces, we were young, we were good, we were exciting. I watched and went "oooooh" and "ahhhhhh" with the crowd.

I got one of those little basketball nets from Staples and stuck it on the back of the door in my room and I'd try to dunk: through the legs, around the back, 40'' vertical reverse 360 windmill and I'd pretend for that moment that I was Vince. That I was the star of the city of Toronto.

Now imagine a kid seeing this diety stop trying completely, rip the city, he clearly wanted out.

That turn of events was a worse feeling than losing in game 7 of the Finals 1000 times, because it meant that we weren't even going to end up close enough to smell it.

I'll never get over that torment and he can never be forgiven. Fuck Vince.

DID YOU GET THAT FROM CATCHER IN THE RYE?

THAT REALLY DOES SUCK, BUT IT WAS A SWEET RIDE WHILE HE WAS HERE, AND I PROBABLY WOULDNT BE A RAPS FAN IF NOT FOR VINCE AND JORGE GARBAJOSA.

BUT YA, FUCK VINCE INDEED

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Butthole's hurt? Is he hurt??? If he is, I'm going streaking and getting out my champagne

 

[froman77]

WE'RE REALLY DOMINATING BEHIND THE 3 POINT LINE TONIGHT. WE OWN THAT NON-PAINT. THEY SHOULD PUT ANOTHER BASKET THERE FOR US.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

What a fucking tease

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

I've never seen more precum emitted from my pants than as a result of what just happened 10 seconds ago

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Kyrie Irving is 2-11 tonight...ouch.

 

[froman77]

THIS CLEVELAND TEAM MUST BE HUGE IN ISRAEL. CASSPI PLUS PARKER? MIGHT AS WELL HAVE MOSES ON THEIR TEAM

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

WE GOTTA MAKE A POLL.

I believe Winsbro is our poll specialist

 

[froman77]

JOSE FOLDED UP SO MUCH ON THAT FLOP, (INSERT BLOW JOB JOKE HERE)

 

[Marco Doubypops]

How many fracking blocks are they going to get on us God Dammit