MDP Commentary: Ostertag Will Rip You More Assholes Than An Abalone Edition

[Marco Doubypops]

Calderon pissed that dime out FROM HIS ASS that time. Literally.

 

[froman77]

pharoah needs more hypes. he does all the things jamal magloire gets credit for, plus he can jump

 

[Marco Doubypops]

We can come back in this one. If Amir ends up hurting everyone on their team, we're golden.

Go for the knees, Amir!

 

[froman77]

have we given rasual butler a nickname yet?

 

[CarlWinslow]

guys quiet down, we're getting an update on randy orton's status soon

hope hes forced to retire like edge

 

[Marco Doubypops]

DD needs to get better in transition. He's supposed to be a slasher, but he gets really choppy when he gets to the net.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

have we given rasual butler a nickname yet?

RuPaul?

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Andrea. That guy is so good. I got him cheap in the 5th or 6th round.

Pick of the draft. Hands down.

 

[CarlWinslow]

Anthony Morrow?? Who the fuck is Anthony Morrow?

plays for the eggtears, serious 3pt contributer

 

[froman77]

a midget is fighting a ginger right now. i couldnt make this up if i tried

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Okay, so from now until the end of the season, I'm only shaving on days when the Raps lose. Anyone else in with me?

 

[Marco Doubypops]

a midget is fighting a ginger right now. i couldnt make this up if i tried

Is it Matt Bonner?

 

[froman77]

THE MIDGET WON! THE MIDGET WON!

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Amir is a Pharoh. He is such a pharoh that I want to put the Roman numeral "I" after his name.

Pharoh Amir Johnson I

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Great defensive rotations this year. I can't stress how improved we've been so far this year.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Andrea has done a great job getting to the line. I'm so hyped. HYPED!

 

[Marco Doubypops]

DD has been traveling more than JR Smith during a lockout.



Wait...... bad example.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Jesus Christ. Somebody make a shot. We need some offense to spark our defense.

 

[froman77]

TAKE THAT WARF

 

[Marco Doubypops]

James Johnson is under tighter lockdown than Gitmo.