MDP Commentary: Blame Brady 2012 Edition

[CarlWinslow]

Couple more things:

1. Eagle clearly worked on gameplanning for LeBron. These guys are all ready to defend him, that was really really good from Cheeseburger on him.

2. Roseanne did another pseudo-post-up. It worked, and he did his wonky shot thing from close range.

3. This one was earlier. He's indecisive sometimes in taking the ball to the rim. They kicked hard on him, and he drove around one guy. He only need to go up hard to the rim and it would have been a bucket and/or a foul.

he's tends too pussyfoot to the rim too many times when he needs to go up off of two feet n tomahawk

 

[Marco Doubypops]

No Sphinxter and no Roseanne on the floor. I guess this would be a good time to mention that I thing that Retro jerseys should require Retro haircuts.

Guys should have to wear wigs of fros and handlebar moustaches with them, or high-top fades. Brandon Jennings can wear retro, most guys can't.

Bosh should be mandated to wear this for these games. If I were GM, I'd put it in his contract.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

We have a pretty flexible team as well. Amir, Roseanne, and Cheeseburger are all really really flexible dudes.

Sprayless isn't, but it's okay because he's fast; and Ostertag isn't but it's okay because he's beautiful. But I think flexibility is an underrated quality of a good basketball players. Especially dunkers and rebounders, which I hope all of them are.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

like i said, when davis is the shit he's the shit

I'm back on board the Cheeseburger Express!

 

[Marco Doubypops]

I'm not so sure that Cheeseburger block wasn't a goaltend. But that's why I don't mind goaltending calls. They can go both ways.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Our team is playing so well so far today. We'd be up by 50 points if Tag was healthy.

 

[CarlWinslow]

No Sphinxter and no Roseanne on the floor. I guess this would be a good time to mention that I thing that Retro jerseys should require Retro haircuts.

Guys should have to wear wigs of fros and handlebar moustaches with them, or high-top fades. Brandon Jennings can wear retro, most guys can't.

Bosh should be mandated to wear this for these games. If I were GM, I'd put it in his contract.

james johnsn used to have hair like that, check the profile James Johnson Stats, News, Videos, Highlights, Pictures, Bio - Toronto Raptors - ESPN

 

[CarlWinslow]

so are these retro jerseys or do the heat now wear pink ? i dont ever remeber the heat wearing those

 

[Marco Doubypops]

James Johnson back on the floor. He's great at boxing out. Strong enough that nobody goes through and quick enough that nobody goes around.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

so are these retro jerseys or do the heat now wear pink ? i dont ever remeber the heat wearing those

They're retro.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

I know that JJ is rated consistently as third on our team, but he does so many fundamental things right that has an impact on everybody on the floor. It's kind of like the Ostertag effect, clearing space for everybody on the offensive end, Sphinxter does the same thing on the defensive end.

 

[CarlWinslow]

not pleased with caseys long ass sit downs for hot hands, johnson and roseanne sat for way too long

 

[CarlWinslow]

OH,about time

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Look at the flexibility on that dunk. That's where his power comes from. Also, I should mention that pass was from JJ realizing he was going nowhere and kicking it out perfectly.

And, Holey, I think you were right about Roseanne's shot, it's too much arm, not enough spin. He kind of brings the ball back too far behind his head before he goes forward, it's kind of the same problem that Tebow has with his throwing motion.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

not pleased with caseys long ass sit downs for hot hands, johnson and roseanne sat for way too long

JJ had 2 fouls, that why he sat.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

OH,about time

Rating? I gave it an 8. Not enough height on it, though the double clutch was a nice touch and the height to power ratio was nice.

 

[CarlWinslow]

BOOOOOOOOO, GET BUTLER OFF THE FLOOR, THIS AINT GARBAGE TIME

 

[CarlWinslow]

JJ had 2 fouls, that why he sat.

I'd play sphincter if he had 5 fouls in the first, you don't get full value if he doesnt use em all

 

[CarlWinslow]

Rating? I gave it an 8. Not enough height on it, though the double clutch was a nice touch and the height to power ratio was nice.

yeah, still pussy footed too instead of a two footer. gets a seven from me after replay but thats still impressie for roseanne who we all know is playing in sneakers that are a size too big

 

[CarlWinslow]

THIS IS ABSERD, GET BUTLER OFF THE COURT, THIS GAME AINT OVER