MBBRL Official Thread

[tlance]

All of you can ignore what Tlance just said, he's been drinking today and has no clue what he's talking about.
I think he's angling to knock out some of the competition to get Verlander all to himself....I see you've got some extra hitters there son.

I will give you Pierzynski for Verlander.

Here is how that helps you:

Every time I start him, he massacres my ERA and WHIP thereby helping you indirectly.

 

[Chef99]

Wow, Quick-Draw TKO!

 

[TKOSpikes]

Don't know why Joc is so hyped.....with 70 K's in the PCL. ... we shall see if he even gets the call.... assuming Puig even hits the DL

 

[TKOSpikes]

What does .359/.373/.469 get you? Well when Mike Scioscia is your manager it gets you 12 straight days on the bench before a demotion. Come on Grant Green, what were you thinking, don't you know you have to hit sub .200 to stay in this lineup?

 

[Chef99]

What does .359/.373/.469 get you? Well when Mike Scioscia is your manager it gets you 12 straight days on the bench before a demotion. Come on Grant Green, what were you thinking, don't you know you have to hit sub .200 to stay in this lineup?

Or a grizzled veteran. That makes you an automatic Scioscia Crony. Not to be confused with Cron, who is an anti-Crony. :rollseyes:

 

[Sam Sportboy]

Well Paul, here's to Zack Wheeler pitching the first ever perfect game tomorrow with no K's! Damn, Garza 1 K today......................

 

[Sam Sportboy]

Or....................he gets completely bombed for like 14 runs so at least it looks like my arms tried to win ERA and WHIP....................but would still fall short!

 

[Reverend Jim]

I will give you Pierzynski for Verlander.
Here is how that helps you:
Every time I start him, he massacres my ERA and WHIP thereby helping you indirectly.

My luck he'll have 3 great games in a row and you'll flip him for the players I was trying for to begin with.

 

[Chef99]

Hmm...tlance, do you know something about Polanco that you're not telling?

 

[TKOSpikes]

Good offer Chef, just not what I'm looking for...


On another note, how is Stephen Drew better than Brock Holt? Wouldn't the Sox have been better off saving two million dollars and signing Morales instead? Don't give me the he's not a good first baseman BS either. I really don't get this one. I hope it makes XB walk when he can.

... and he'd make a great Cozart replacement!

 

[TKOSpikes]

Joe Nathan leaving everything up... he better not lose this for Max!

 

[Chef99]

Good offer Chef, just not what I'm looking for...


On another note, how is Stephen Drew better than Brock Holt? Wouldn't the Sox have been better off saving two million dollars and signing Morales instead? Don't give me the he's not a good first baseman BS either. I really don't get this one. I hope it makes XB walk when he can.

... and he'd make a great Cozart replacement!

I don't get how the Twins outbid everyone else for Morales, but I give them credit, they are trying to win now. I sense Gardenhire behind this.

 

[TKOSpikes]

how is Nathan still out there?????????/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tlance]

Hmm...tlance, do you know something about Polanco that you're not telling?

No, but if I put him in my lineup, maybe it forces the Pirates' hand?

 

[Chef99]

I can't end the night by listening to Hawk Harrelson. I just...can't...do it!!!

Must...find....sitcom....something!


Btw, tlance: what do you think they do with Harrison once they call Polanco up? He has been playing pretty darn well.

 

[Reverend Jim]

I can't end the night by listening to Hawk Harrelson. I just...can't...do it!!!
Must...find....sitcom....something!

Here you go Chef


[YOUTUBE]J2X--dC8OF0[/YOUTUBE]


Take your pick.

 

[Chef99]

Rev, it's Dogma by a landslide; been quite awhile since I've seen it.

My vision of Hell: being locked in a room with Hawk Harrelson and Pauly Shore, with the song "Afternoon Delight" playing on an endless loop in the background.

 

[Reverend Jim]

and if you want a great comedy special, this is one of my absolute all time favorites.
[YOUTUBE]T-1AJlYb1tc[/YOUTUBE]

 

[TKOSpikes]

I think Marte/Tabata might have more to worry about than Harrison. Plus, there's 3rd, 2nd spells vs tough lefties, and he's got two games at SS I believe as well.

 

[tlance]

I can't end the night by listening to Hawk Harrelson. I just...can't...do it!!!

Must...find....sitcom....something!


Btw, tlance: what do you think they do with Harrison once they call Polanco up? He has been playing pretty darn well.

I am hoping that TKO is right because I own Harrison in every league I care about. I think he will play, but I have I think he has a hard time getting in the lineup more than 4 out of 6 nights. I hope I am wrong because he is pretty solid.