MBBRL 2016 SUICIDE DRAFT

[The Foot]

Yea I had brock as a top 5 guy but I didnt think anyone else felt that way lol. What number was he selected in this draft.

 

[Sam Sportboy]

oh snap

Here's where Foot drafts my BSC guy..................

 

[Sam Sportboy]

Yea I had brock as a top 5 guy but I didnt think anyone else felt that way lol. What number was he selected in this draft.

Right after you drafted your kicker.........lmao

 

[averagejoe]

So jealous of Treff. I can't afford to go to Wisconsin. Enjoy buddy!

Here’s my best Foot impersonation on a “gut feeling” for my 2nd-to-last pick.

Torrey Smith WR SF

C’mon. Chip Kelly’s yardage offense has never dipped below the top 12.
And Torrey is the WR1.
Maybe I still need to have the Gabbert domino to fall so Torrey is more productive (as opposed to Kaps).
But this is round 13 and this can't be a bad dart to throw. Right?

Or is this total bat guano?

Just FYI: For those of you that convinced me not to back up my TE, if Greg Olsen gets hurt and Zach Miller (who would have been my choice here) turns out to be a decent TE, I’m never listening to you guys again.



Round 13
145. Fuzzy - Eric Ebron TE Det
146. Sam - Hulk Hogan, WR aka Chris
147. TKO - Steelers, DST
148. Foot - Chris Boswel Kicker Pitt
149. Monkey - Brock Osweiler, QB hou
150. Joe - Torrey Smith WR SF
151. @Barilko -
152. Lefty -
153. Chef -
154. Tlance -
155. Ram -
156. Treff -

 

[Barilko]

Lou Brock???? Cuz Brock Oswhateverthefuck is already drafted....................

Lou Brock???? Cuz Brock Oswhateverthefuck is already drafted....................

Lou. Now Monkey would be proud

 

[Barilko]

Im going to do what Joe didn't
I was taking Miller or Allen and you could have made it easier by taking Miller. so I'll flip a coin



Round 13
145. Fuzzy - Eric Ebron TE Det
146. Sam - Hulk Hogan, WR aka Chris
147. TKO - Steelers, DST
148. Foot - Chris Boswel Kicker Pitt
149. Monkey - Brock Osweiler, QB hou
150. Joe - Torrey Smith WR SF
151. BarilkEE - Dwayne Allen
152. Lefty -
153. Chef -
154. Tlance -
155. Ram -
156. Treff -

Well it came up Allen.
well with Fleener gone he should get some looks
Here is to me playing him when he does

@leftypower

Great work with the charts

Thanks so very much Better than @averagejoe

 

[TREFF]

So jealous of Treff. I can't afford to go to Wisconsin. Enjoy buddy!

Here’s my best Foot impersonation on a “gut feeling” for my 2nd-to-last pick.

Torrey Smith WR SF

C’mon. Chip Kelly’s yardage offense has never dipped below the top 12.
And Torrey is the WR1.
Maybe I still need to have the Gabbert domino to fall so Torrey is more productive (as opposed to Kaps).
But this is round 13 and this can't be a bad dart to throw. Right?

Or is this total bat guano?

Just FYI: For those of you that convinced me not to back up my TE, if Greg Olsen gets hurt and Zach Miller (who would have been my choice here) turns out to be a decent TE, I’m never listening to you guys again.

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Round 13
145. Fuzzy - Eric Ebron TE Det
146. Sam - Hulk Hogan, WR aka Chris
147. TKO - Steelers, DST
148. Foot - Chris Boswel Kicker Pitt
149. Monkey - Brock Osweiler, QB hou
150. Joe - Torrey Smith WR SF
151. @Barilko -
152. Lefty -
153. Chef -
154. Tlance -
155. Ram -
156. Treff -

No bat guano Joe, have always had a soft spot for Torrey

And I can't afford it either. .she's my sugar mama! It's all her, I married WAY WAY up!

 

[TREFF]

Just FYI: For those of you that convinced me not to back up my TE, if Greg Olsen gets hurt and Zach Miller (who would have been my choice here) turns out to be a decent TE, I’m never listening to you guys

I do think Miller will be a viable starting option this year. But give the short benches here, and the choices to be made on what to back up. .you couldn't pay my to take 2 TE's regardless

 

[The Foot]

Oh man Treff, yea Hawaii was great we stayed on the island of oahu. It was the greatest time. I remember parrots were in the trees back them my cousin had bought a big white parrot like barreta had and they were all the rage in my house, but they were very expensive, seeing them just sitting in trees was funny. Also I remember the water was so blue it looked like they poured blue die in the ocean. What a place. The hula shows, we seen Charo from the love boat and she had the hottest latin dancer girls you can imagine wearing bikinis, let me tell you how nice lady parts look when they are bouncing around in a bikini, lol. Treff glad you married a sugar momma. Im gonna get me one of those if I ever drop this high maintenance woman i married 20 something years ago, lol. Had a sugar momma but threw her back for this one, I have been kicking myself ever since, JK.

 

[leftypower]

Round 13
145. Fuzzy - Eric Ebron TE Det
146. Sam - Hulk Hogan, WR aka Chris
147. TKO - Steelers, DST
148. Foot - Chris Boswel Kicker Pitt
149. Monkey - Brock Osweiler, QB hou
150. Joe - Torrey Smith WR SF
151. BarilkEE - Dwayne Allen
152. Lefty - Steven Hauschka K SEA
153. Chef -
154. Tlance -
155. Ram -
156. Treff -

@Chef99

 

[Chef99]

Round 13
145. Fuzzy - Eric Ebron TE Det
146. Sam - Hulk Hogan, WR aka Chris
147. TKO - Steelers, DST
148. Foot - Chris Boswel Kicker Pitt
149. Monkey - Brock Osweiler, QB hou
150. Joe - Torrey Smith WR SF
151. BarilkEE - Dwayne Allen
152. Lefty - Steven Hauschka K SEA
153. Chef - Justin Tucker K BAL
154. Tlance -
155. Ram -

@tlance OTC

 

[averagejoe]

tlance is up.... drum roll please

Could this be a selection of RG3? (Just a guess.)

 

[SmokingMonkey]

Yea I had brock as a top 5 guy but I didnt think anyone else felt that way lol. What number was he selected in this draft.

Brock was the 22nd QB drafted, 149/168 players to be drafted.
Got him right where I have him ranked, lol.

 

[SmokingMonkey]

Since i only have a K left to draft, and it's Friday, so I'm working harder at avoiding work than I am actually getting work done.
number in parenthesis indicates draft order by position (Odell was first WR off the board, so he has a 1)
Team Recap:

QB
Eli(13) and Brock(22): Love the Eli-Beckham stack, very deadly combo when they are clicking. I like both QBs chances of finishing higher than where I drafted them. Grade: C+
RB
Shady(10), Matt Jones(20), Woodhead(27), Karlos(33), Duke(37) - back to back picks of Karlos and Duke kinda messed up my plans, but I wanted to get a couple backup guys that I liked, and both had decent seasons last year. Might even be able to start Shady and Karlos some weeks, if BUF is going to lead the league in rushing yds and TDs again. Grade: B-
WR
Odell (1), Marshal(15), Golden(22), DGB(35) - like my top 3 WRs every week a lot. Little to no depth could be trouble. As stated before, I don't care who throws the ball to Marshall, he's been a beast on every team he's played for. Odell and Tate will be target hogs on their teams, which should be pass heavy again this year. DGB is a wildcard, if him and Mariota grow together (a la Green and Dalton), could be a sneaky good pick. Or he'll get suspended for the season. Grade: B
TE
Fuck me. Took Graham, forgetting about the patella tendon injury last year. Grade: F
K
Grade: B
DST
Vikings - great defensive coach, Vikes put up some decent stats last year, I think they'll continue to build on that as they wait for Bridgewater to continue his development into an adequate game manager. Grade: B

Even though I think this team will compete for a playoff spot, will really need those RBs to produce to beat out any of the other teams in this league. Outside of Odell Beckham, I like the chances of a lot of my players to finish higher than they were drafted. Feel like I got some great value in Tate, Woodhead, Eli, and Duke.
Overall Grade: B-

 

[TKOSpikes]

Monkey see monkey do.... (although I'll do rounds, rather than position rank)

QB - Tom Brady (9th), Matthew Stafford (12th)
Had Brady in mind the whole time. Wanted to pair him with Eli, but risked one more round and missed him by two picks.
****Like a lot... would love if it were Eli over Stafford

RB - Adrian Peterson (1st), Jeremy Hill (5th), Frank Gore (6th), Tevin Coleman (8th)
Took Hill and Gore last year in the 2nd/3rd. They played their way to a 5th/6th ADP... I'll take it with a smile. Coleman is a wild card who I regret taking now that Sammy is hurt. Oh...... and some Peterson guy.
***Like... top heavy with late upside?

WR - Sammy Watkins (2nd), Mike Evans (3rd), John Brown (4th), DeSean Jackson (10th)
Obviously Sammy has a major question mark now. Wouldn't have drafted him with this information (which could have been available since his surgery was a month ago). Evans and Brown to round out my every day big play receivers. Now I'll have to lean on DJax more, mot something that fills me with confidence. Silver lining is I should rarely miss out on "the big games". Worse news, I have two week 9 byes thinking the Skins were week 8 (later noticed it was two different WR with week 8 that I was looking at)
*Disappointed... love Smokey though!

TE - Delanie Walker (7th), Zach Ertz (11th)
There's a picture of Walker in the dictionary under, "consistency". Still, injuries can happen and I didn't want a hole there. In retrospect, I would not have done this. Now I've probably created a headache on who to start and when.
**Good, but no room for both

DST - Steelers (13th)
Young team last year, should get better.... and they were already top ten.
***Like... guess I preferred the Vikings

 

[tlance]

Bilal Powell

 

[leftypower]

Round 13
145. Fuzzy - Eric Ebron TE Det
146. Sam - Hulk Hogan, WR aka Chris
147. TKO - Steelers, DST
148. Foot - Chris Boswel Kicker Pitt
149. Monkey - Brock Osweiler, QB hou
150. Joe - Torrey Smith WR SF
151. BarilkEE - Dwayne Allen
152. Lefty - Steven Hauschka K SEA
153. Chef - Justin Tucker K BAL
154. Tlance - Bilal Powell RB
155. Ram -
156. Treff -
Round 14
157. Treff -
158. Ram -
159. Tlance -
160. Chef -

@Ram Tough

 

[Ram Tough]

Mohammad Sanu- ATL WR

 

[Ram Tough]

@ Treff otc

 

[TREFF]

Really? I get all the way to my final 2 picks, and finally, finally get snipped? ??? Damn you Ram