Matt Cooke Hatefest

[KennyBanyeah]

Being planned by a group of Sens fans.

Senators fans plan Matt Cooke Hatefest in Ottawa

Some of this pretty funny, other stuff not so much.

 

[pixburgher66]

Yeah, if they weren't taking it so incredibly seriously it'd be much funnier.

 

[dash]

What's the latest on Eugene's forensic investigation?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

What's the latest on Eugune's forensic investigation?

Well... let's just say he's using cutting edge technology...

 

[dash]

lol -

 

[pixburgher66]

There was a quote I saw today and he essentially said "No comment until all the information is in."

...WHAT INFORMATION?!

 

[KennyBanyeah]

It seems, Mr. Dash that the problem here is too many Cookes in the kitchen....

 

[pixburgher66]

It seems, Mr. Dash that the problem here is too many Cookes in the kitchen....

 

[Jims_Doors]

“We’ve seen some nasty hits against our guys, but none have savagely attacked one of our most cherished players and lacerated his Achilles tendon.”

Just a little extreme and exaggerated wouldn't ya say?

 

[forty_three]

“We’ve seen some nasty hits against our guys, but none have savagely attacked one of our most cherished players and lacerated his Achilles tendon.”

Just a little extreme and exaggerated wouldn't ya say?

I would agree with you if it wasn't for the forensic evidence of Cooke's Argentinian battle cry just before.

 

[pixburgher66]

I would agree with you if it wasn't for the forensic evidence of Cooke's Argentinian battle cry just before.

Reported picture just before incident.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Reported picture just before incident.

No way is that Matt Cooke before the incident.









Looks like Tyler Kennedy to me.

 

[pixburgher66]

No way is that Matt Cooke before the incident.









Looks like Tyler Kennedy to me.

Hahhahahahahaha, the nose is remarkably similar. And honestly, the mouth is probably closer to Sid's now.

 

[Jims_Doors]

Reported picture just before incident.

Actually that pic was taken after he ate Karlsson's leg during intermission.

Looked like the weasel going at it in the old Bugs Bunny cartoons

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

This is nothing new for Cooke. He'll just fight whoever he has to fight & play the rest of the game. NO BIGGIE!!

 

[KennyBanyeah]

This is nothing new for Cooke. He'll just fight whoever he has to fight & play the rest of the game. NO BIGGIE!!

 

[dash]

While the forensic investigation into whether the Pittsburgh Penguins’ shift disturber intentionally sliced the Achillies tendon of the club’s top defenceman on Feb. 13 continues, Melnyk won’t speak until the results are complete.

“Look, it’s got nothing to do with settling down,” said Melnyk. “I’ve committed to not say anything about it until we’ve completed everything we need to do, and speak to the league about it.

“I’ll do anything I have to do to protect my players. It’s as simple as that, and that’s exactly what I’m doing there, and after that I can’t really comment.

“It’ll take a couple of months before anything really comes out.”

Melnyk doesn’t believe there will be retribution against Cooke when he arrives here Monday with the Penguins.

“I don’t think so. We don’t care about those kinds of players,” said Melnyk. “They’re not the ones we’re worried about for Pittsburgh. We have to worry about the elite players and that’s what they’re going to be focused on.

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