Mass Murder, A Culture of Rampant Cheating, Coverups & High-Dollar Hookers

[HammerDown]

Don't make me stickie this bitch.

Because I will!

 

[HammerDown]

In before a Pats fan panics and gets mad.

 

[HammerDown]

Hey @Rock Strongo this thread has been up for over 5 mins. What does it take to get a mercy post around here?

 

[HammerDown]

I will bump this thread until it gets the recognition it is due.

 

[HammerDown]

This thread shall go down in the anal, I mean annals of SportsHoopla lore.

 

[HammerDown]

At this point I'll settle for expressions of moral outrage.

 

[HammerDown]

This thread is going about as well as 15 yard Tom Brady pass.

 

[moxie]

In before @Cave_Johnson murders you in your sleep

 

[NEPatsfan]

Don't make me stickie this bitch.

Because I will!

Do you get a bonus on page views directly related to the number of anti Patriots propaganda threads you create?

Keep it up and you'll finally get that promotion from Capt Page Views to Col. Page Views you so covet.

 

[HammerDown]

In before @Cave_Johnson murders you in your sleep

What time did you leave last night? I woke up and you were gone.

 

[jonvi]

There was a pat answer so I threw up a vote for geneh.

 

[moxie]

What time did you leave last night? I woke up and you were gone.

You're just so peaceful AND FUCKING QUIET when you sleep, I couldn't bear to wake you.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

In before @Cave_Johnson murders you in your sleep

I don't think Saget had any part in this one. If he did we would be dealing with cheap hookers, not high-dollar ones. And I mean CHEAP. Like, they'll let you wee on their face for a McRib sandwich. I hear Saget likes em' broken in.

Plus if Saget were the one responsible there would definitely, definitely have been more tea-bag related incidents reported.

 

[moxie]

What time did you leave last night? I woke up and you were gone.

Also- you know which one I voted for! Thanks for putting that one there for me, even though he's been dissing me lately, I still carry the torch.

 

[HammerDown]

Can I get some props for the Frank Stallone reference? That alone makes this thread worthy of something!

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Can I get some props for the Frank Stallone reference? That alone makes this thread worthy of something!

 

[GoreRush]

I never knew that Robert Kraft invented football, now I do!

 

[Cave_Johnson]

I don't think Saget had any part in this one. If he did we would be dealing with cheap hookers, not high-dollar ones. And I mean CHEAP. Like, they'll let you wee on their face for a McRib sandwich. I hear Saget likes em' broken in.

Plus if Saget were the one responsible there would definitely, definitely have been more tea-bag related incidents reported.

BTW guys, it's Saget's birthday today. So make sure you go out and fingerbang some elderly women or suck some dick for coke.

 

[Rock Strongo]

In before @Cave_Johnson murders you in your sleep

oh, just take yer top off.

 

[Texas Jefe]

If Saget was involved with all this, wouldnt there be a funny video?