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Machete (2010)

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How the hell did they get De Niro to play in that piece of crap movie.
 

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Pacino and DeNiro gave up any dignity a long time ago. They'll do anything for a buck these days.
 

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At least Machete knows that it's a joke. There are far shittier movies that DeNiro has been in that intended to be good movies.
 

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Pacino and DeNiro gave up any dignity a long time ago. They'll do anything for a buck these days.

This. They'll do damn near anything to cash checks. But unlike Pacino, De Niro has had a few good roles in the last 20 years.
 

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lindsays best work in years....
 

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it's not to be taken seriously. It's a one time watch/possible cult following with a ton of celebs knowing they'd get people to watch for the retarded/hilarity effect
Also Lindsay Lohans tits
 

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This. They'll do damn near anything to cash checks. But unlike Pacino, De Niro has had a few good roles in the last 20 years.

While I could not stand "Any Given Sunday" (the eye popping out caused all credibility to fly out the window), it is generally considered a good movie.

But that was 15 years ago.

Pacino has not done anything worthwhile since.

However, just about everything before that was HOF material.
 

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Machete don't text.

I watched it all the way through. Not one of the greatest of all time, but I chuckled quite a bit. I've heard the sequel is horrible.

DeNiro was in Meet the Parents I, II, III and whatever number they are up to now...Machete is a step up.
 

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Might I recommend the movie "Heat". Both are good in that one.

Yep. It's a great flick. But it came out in 95, almost 20 years ago. That's actually the movie I had in mind when I made my post, lol.
 

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While I could not stand "Any Given Sunday" (the eye popping out caused all credibility to fly out the window), it is generally considered a good movie.

But that was 15 years ago.

Pacino has not done anything worthwhile since.

However, just about everything before that was HOF material.

Any Given Sunday was the shit…

They call me Willie… Willie Beamen
I keep them ladies… Creamin'

 
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