Series Thread: Los Angeles California Angels of Anaheim California @ Dodgers

[lasportzphan]

Aj Ellis update:

0-2 with a walk. Despite his batting average dropping to .191, that's an epic stat line considering how fucking awful he is at the plate. I'd pop out the party hats if he was batting .235

And let's be real, his walks are "high" because pitchers are going after the pitcher.

 

[lasportzphan]

Game 2 synopsis:

Fuck, shit this team blows right now. And then Uribe nuts up and salvages some semblance of pride.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

Nice 1-2 curveball "MEATBALL" to uribe....lolz

 

[lasportzphan]

Aj Ellis is a useless pile of shit. The twat slips on the base paths ruining Dee's double. Then gets picked off second base by the catcher. You have to DFA this pile of useless shit.

 

[lasportzphan]

Now the entire Dodger rotation has managed to shit the bed in one week. Kershaw gets a mulligan however.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

Now the entire Dodger rotation has managed to shit the bed in one week. Kershaw gets a mulligan however.

THIS cumdumpster has given up 7 hits in 3 innings already...NO mulligans, no "do over"...just RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

 

[OutlawImmortal]

Nice 1-2 curveball "MEATBALL" to uribe....lolz

The second time he came up with 2 on he swung for the fences as well. If we're hoping Uribe 3-run bombs can save us then we're in pretty bad shape at the moment.

Van Slyke's looking better with the glove than most of our outfielders right now.

 

[lasportzphan]

The song played on the Dodgers PA system when the bullpen comes in....

28 Send in the Clowns YouTube 720p] - YouRepeat

 

[lasportzphan]

My main man Ellis!! A laser for a base hit!!!

Ethier up, he can't strike out 7 times in a row?

 

[OutlawImmortal]

AJ Ellis, greatest catcher since Campanella?

 

[mrwallace2ku]

The song played on the Dodgers PA system when the bullpen comes in....

28 Send in the Clowns YouTube 720p] - YouRepeat

Yeah I know that one...Frank Sinatra sung it well...maybe Jepson in the B9 as well..

 

[lasportzphan]

That was one ugly win. Boo yah

 

[OutlawImmortal]

Uribe's pudginess came through for the Dodgers.

 

[lasportzphan]

AJ Ellis, greatest catcher since Campanella?

He was due!

 

[lasportzphan]

Uribe's pudginess came through for the Dodgers.

Haha, we won because he's fat.

 

[Inimical]

Great game, was fun to watch. Though worried about the dodgers the next two games. The angles have started both games hot and RYU is very chan ho parkish and loves to give them up early. If he can get past the 3rd hes usually fine.

 

[Inimical]

Oh dear god Haren today.

 

[lasportzphan]

Oh dear god Haren today.

Yup, I hope our bats show up, we will need 'em.

 

[lasportzphan]

I'll take 4 innings from Haren

 

[lasportzphan]

An Ethier and Crawford sighting! Kemp turning a corner??