Katy Perry Chosen by NFL to Perform 2015 Super Bowl Halftime Show

[darken65]

You have a comically narrow view of this subject. If you honestly believe that Betty White shiting in a bucket would generate as good of ratings at the halftime show as some famous (albeit shitty, but famous) pop act, then maybe you need to get into the business, because you sure seem confident that you know how to run the system better than those currently generating millions out of it.

Betty White shitting in a bucket would be better than some of these lip-synch acts IMO. I would really like to see just one SB without this bullshit half-time crap and see how the ratings go. Cave is correct IMO. Everybody has the game on for the game...not the half-time.

 

[beardown07]

I would rather watch Betty White shit in a bucket than I would watch Madonna do anything.

 

[NorthernLights88]

I thought Bruno Mars kicked ass last year and I'm not a fan of his in the slightest. I couldn't have told you 3 songs he sang before the SB but Holy Shit can that dude perform. Sings pretty good, dances like James Brown (that was cool, c'mon admit it), drums, piano, plus the old school way his back up musicians were all in sync. I thought it was the best halftime since Prince.

The fact that you went out of your way to say that you enjoyed a Prince performance for to show how fundamentally different my tastes would be from yours. Bruno Mars makes terrible, whiny, overdramatic music, and his halftime "show" didn't convince me otherwise. In fact, most males I have talked to agreed that that whole Superbowl sucked, including the game, commercials, and the halftime show, which I agreed with.

"But I'd catch a grenade for ya, yeah, yeah! oh I'd do anything, for ya, yeah, yeah! Jump in font of a train for ya yeah, yeah!", or something along those lines was one of his songs. Yeah, GREAT stuff, ha.

 

[NorthernLights88]

I would rather watch Betty White shit in a bucket than I would watch Madonna do anything.

I'd vote to have Modonna's place in the Rock and Roll half of fame replaced by the sounds of Betty White shitting into a bucket if I had the chance.

 

[NorthCoastSteelersFan]

I'd vote to have Modonna's place in the Rock and Roll half of fame replaced by the sounds of Betty White shitting into a bucket if I had the chance.

I concur, good sir.




Somebody needs to explain, to whoever chooses the inductees, that pop is not Rock-n-Roll.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Betty White shitting in a bucket...

http://i.imgur.com/4zy5nIM.jpg

Way to get my hopes up.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

You have a comically narrow view of this subject. If you honestly believe that Betty White shiting in a bucket would generate as good of ratings at the halftime show as some famous (albeit shitty, but famous) pop act, then maybe you need to get into the business, because you sure seem confident that you know how to run the system better than those currently generating millions out of it.

Well it would, of course, depend on the consistency of the shit and how fancy the bucket was.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

I'd vote to have Modonna's place in the Rock and Roll half of fame replaced by the sounds of Betty White shitting into a bucket if I had the chance.

What does Betty White's vagina smell like?






Depends.

 

[darken65]

Well it would, of course, depend on the consistency of the shit and how fancy the bucket was.

I was thinking some Mexican food and a steel bucket for the great sound effect.

 

[NorthernLights88]

Well it would, of course, depend on the consistency of the shit and how fancy the bucket was.

Send her through a standard Chinese buffet line with instructions to "load up" at least three plates, with some Taco Bell thrown in for good measure. Then, for the bucket, just get her a bejeweled 5 gallon Home Depot pale and call it good. Bam, you've got yourself quality halftime entertainment for everyone!

 

[NorthernLights88]

What does Betty White's vagina smell like?






Depends.

Well, I don't know about Betty White, but Katy Perry must put in a lot of work to make her own smell like anything other than roadkill by now, so White should be awarded her shitting halftime show over Perry.

 

[Nosferatu]

I've never understood this train of thought. Nobody watches the entire game just to see the halftime show. Especially since now you can watch the whole thing on Youtube probably 30 minutes after it airs on TV. They could have hired Betty White to go out there and shit into a bucket and it would probably get the same ratings.

I'm all for Katy Perry if they show the boobies but would seriously rather see Betty White shit in a bucket. Now that's entertainment!

 

[Nosferatu]

What does Betty White's vagina smell like?






Depends.

She no longer has a vagina, it's just an old catchers mitt...

 

[Doublejive]

I met Perry four years ago a very nice person.

 

[SonnyCID]

Great rack.

 

[NorthernLights88]

Great rack.

"Great rack, shitty track."

 

[SonnyCID]

"Great rack, shitty track."

Track? Didn't even notice.

 

[SonnyCID]

Didn't they just change the selection process? Basically just goes to the highest now, right?

 

[Doublejive]

It's easy to bash people that are in entertainment i was good friends with Jerry Cantrell we played soccer together when we were kids and now after his death everyone calls him a junky scum,i resent that and so does his family,but people still listen to his music ,,i dont get it.


I helped do this video.

 

[beardown07]

Jerry Cantrell died!?