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Katy Perry Chosen by NFL to Perform 2015 Super Bowl Halftime Show

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While this does mean that the music for the halftime show is going to suck ass for the 5th or 6th year in a row, this selection at least makes some sense because she's got huge knockers. Your average NFL fan gave exactly zero shits about Bruno Mars or The Black Guy Pees but at least this year we can all put the show on mute and stare at those glorious tits flopping all over the stage.
 

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The Doobster is fine with tits I mean this.
 

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While this does mean that the music for the halftime show is going to suck ass for the 5th or 6th year in a row, this selection at least makes some sense because she's got huge knockers. Your average NFL fan gave exactly zero shits about Bruno Mars or The Black Guy Pees but at least this year we can all put the show on mute and stare at those glorious tits flopping all over the stage.

Katy Perry >> Black Eye Peas >> Bruno Mars
 

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She can't sing her way out of a paper bag, but will be nice to see that rack bouncing all over the place.
 

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Given her immense popularity among teenage girls, younger adults, and anyone in general with exceptionally boring tastes in music, she was a natural to get a Superbowl halftime gig at some point. She will do an excellent job for the NFL and network ratings of drawing in the non-football fan crowd to tune into the game, which has been the whole point of the haltime show for many years. As others have pointed out, she will be one of the few acts to perform the show in recent history to actually entertain a large portion of the male, true football fan crowd thanks to her tig ol' bitties.
 

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Given her immense popularity among teenage girls, younger adults, and anyone in general with exceptionally boring tastes in music, she was a natural to get a Superbowl halftime gig at some point. She will do an excellent job for the NFL and network ratings of drawing in the non-football fan crowd to tune into the game, which has been the whole point of the haltime show for many years. As others have pointed out, she will be one of the few acts to perform the show in recent history to actually entertain a large portion of the male, true football fan crowd thanks to her tig ol' bitties.

I've never understood this train of thought. Nobody watches the entire game just to see the halftime show. Especially since now you can watch the whole thing on Youtube probably 30 minutes after it airs on TV. They could have hired Betty White to go out there and shit into a bucket and it would probably get the same ratings.
 

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Unless she is singing naked I'm not interested.
 

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She's hot and I know the NFL is only looking for pop music, so I approve.

I also think Bruno Mars played a great show last year. The Chilli Peppers were an afterthought but that show was entertaining and contained actual musicians playing music (other than the Chilli Peppers, of course *unplugged bass*)
 

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I've never understood this train of thought. Nobody watches the entire game just to see the halftime show. Especially since now you can watch the whole thing on Youtube probably 30 minutes after it airs on TV. They could have hired Betty White to go out there and shit into a bucket and it would probably get the same ratings.

I have a lot of friends who have either no interest in football or only a casual interest and who indeed only watch the game for just the commercials and the halftime shows.

And the NFL doesn't need people to watch the entire game. Nielsen television ratings measure every half-hour separately. Even if people only watch the halftime show and part of rather than the whole game, that's even more watchers and thus even more ad revenue.

No, you can't just "hire Betty White" and get the same ratings. Why do you think some performers are superstars that fill stadiums and others have to play for free in a local club? Do you really think people like Madonna don't sell more tickets than some band that no one has ever heard of?
 
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I've never understood this train of thought. Nobody watches the entire game just to see the halftime show. Especially since now you can watch the whole thing on Youtube probably 30 minutes after it airs on TV. They could have hired Betty White to go out there and shit into a bucket and it would probably get the same ratings.

I thought that until Madonna had higher ratings than the game itself. With the reality many football fans change the channel (as I usually do) it says a lot.
 

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It's funny how one of the choses was Rhiana and yet the NFL banned her song from playing opening night. Yeah, I am sure if they chose her she would do it.

Katy Perry will at least be something to look at!
 

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One thing I can't help but notice ... everyone is always highly critical of the Super Bowl musical entertainers. What I would ask is if you don't like Katy Perry , who would you want. I'm kind of surprised how critical people are of the show. I personally thought Bruno Mars did an excellent job, didn't mind the Black Eyed Peas and think Perry will also do fine. Once again who do you want to see perform?
 
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