Josh Gordon (who I still say plays in 2019) has really hit the weights

[Cave_Johnson]

Great post. I didn't realize he turned himself in and then went right into rehab. I agree that should buy you some good will in the league's eyes and go a long way towards getting him back on the field.

I still say he is suspended again within a year though...

He said Bob Kraft got him into rehab. That probably just means he went to get jerked off by a bunch of underage Asian girls. Probably was smoking opium there too.

 

[Rock Strongo]

He said Bob Kraft got him into rehab. That probably just means he went to get jerked off by a bunch of underage Asian girls. Probably was smoking opium there too.

Underage? Those women that cranked kraft off were in their 50s and 60s, making the whole thing even weirder.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Underage? Those women that cranked kraft off were in their 50s and 60s, making the whole thing even weirder.

Sorry, that's underage for me. I should have made it clear.

I can't get off to any sort of adult film that isn't Golden Girls themed.

It's all relative.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Sorry, that's underage for me. I should have made it clear.

I can't get off to any sort of adult film that isn't Golden Girls themed.

It's all relative.

BTW one of my friends got stroked off by some old ugly Asian broad in a massage parlor in Seattle and said it was the best HJ he's ever gotten. So don't judge old Asian ladies. At least that's what my friend told me.

 

[Ojb81]

BTW one of my friends got stroked off by some old ugly Asian broad in a massage parlor in Seattle and said it was the best HJ he's ever gotten. So don't judge old Asian ladies. At least that's what my friend told me.

It was actually @Dolemite censored ....in drag, of course.

 

[Rex Racer]

I really do hope he gets a shot and shines. I just don't know who gives it to him. I wouldn't.

He is under contract with the Patriots for this upcoming season and he is all but guaranteed a roster spot if/when he is reinstated.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

It was actually @Dolemite censored ....in drag, of course.

Well if it was he really knows how to work a rock hard 4.5 incher.

 

[SteelersPride]

Amazing what photoshop does

 

[redseat]

Whats more likely...

1. Gordon gets reinstated
2. Gronk unretires

Both are equally possibly imo... Some sports site game Gronk unretiring @ 40%

 

[redseat]

as long as working out keeps Gordon of the weed then I'm all for it.... However, weed shouldn't be a crime

 

[NWPATSFAN]

And in his second year in the NFL with Weeden and Campbell as his QB he set records for WRs. Also had a 4 game stretch with 774 yards and 5 TDs....and was pretty much the only weapon the defense cared about.

You were saying?

That over 700 and 4 TDs shouldn't be labeled as not doing shit.

Especially when you add in things like a new offense which is difficult to learn and how NE moves the ball around.

Some people here need to use other sources bedides FFLs, Madden and Techobowl for their football knowledge.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Underage? Those women that cranked kraft off were in their 50s and 60s, making the whole thing even weirder.

But, you got to appreciate the cheapness. Man is a billionaire, but can get immediate pussy for $67.

 

[Lake Shore Drive]

This was 2018. You have no idea what you are talking about LOL

Damn, the dude is almost as ripped as me.

 

[Pure Steel]

Damn, the dude is almost as ripped as me.

Me as well.....On my 5th Tito's.....

 

[Brees#1]

How many times have I heard this player is bulking up, lifting weights, losing weight, etc, and it actually translating to the field?

 

[Hank Kingsley]

They dont need him

He sure as fuck ain't gonna hurt.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Odd isn't it? Gordon didn't get "caught", he turned himself in to the NFL and Kraft got him to a Rehab clinic ASAP. Everyone thinks he's suspended forever. NFL is in a quandry because 'he' turned himself in and now they're having a problem with it. Do you punish someone severely for taking a positive action for themselves and admitting that they were violating league policy? What does that say to other players who might be watching what you do to someone that they might considering as someone to follow if the penalties are not too severe.

If the league does come down hard, no one will ever turn themselves in for a problem of any kind for fear of retribution. The sword has a very sharp edge.....................on both sides.

Smart move.............6 game suspension.

Most likely...............8 game suspension.

The NFL should want to help these guys who aren't wife beaters, just pot heads.

The NHL has it right. Test, identify, offer help if need be. The guys coping fine, all good.....

 

[Hank Kingsley]

You mean Superbowl Champion Josh Gordon.

Julian Edelman too. PEDs. Super Bowl MVP.

Good thing he wasn't caught for the herb.....

 

[Hank Kingsley]

BTW one of my friends got stroked off by some old ugly Asian broad in a massage parlor in Seattle and said it was the best HJ he's ever gotten. So don't judge old Asian ladies. At least that's what my friend told me.

Some friends can be greasy too.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Julian Edelman too. PEDs. Super Bowl MVP.

Good thing he wasn't caught for the herb.....

Well if Josh had refrained from the devil's lettuce and went the PED route he may have been on the field for the SB.

Just say No. It's currently banned.